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Somewhere on the internet yesterday, I came across an advertisement espousing something to the effect of "50 things you didn't know you could do with WD-40". I actually watched about half of it and stored away a couple of things in my brain I thought might be helpful in the future. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. I've seen other products or items that they show you a gazillion uses for .... Well, maybe not a gazillion, but you know what I mean. If you're on 'the tube' and click on one, they will generally feed you more. Yeah they will. Click on any subject and you're gonna get fed more and more. There was another one that popped up yesterday about all the things vaseline petroleum jelly was good for. I can think of one thing I know it's good for .... Me too and that reminds me of a joke...... What do the Germans call Vaseline? Give up? ...... Veener Schlickem [image] Make Women Female Again
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Those Germans do have a sense of humor!
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I attempted to learn German during my time in high school, but unfortunately, I possess nearly zero ability to learn languages. I was only able to memorize certain phrases, and not much more. Despite this, I always heard that German is an easy language to learn due to its similarity to English. I see you agree.
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Plzrmeister replies on 1/31/2024 11:04 am: Yes, aside from vaseline and virgin, I also learned the German word for 'bra' ....... Stoppen-Z-Flop. Probably my favorite German word though is 'Achtung'. There's just something about it ...... It doesn't even need translating into other languages it seems. Interestingly, a lot of German words are like grunts or barks and are pronounced that way. Achtung either gets your attention or warns that whoever's addressing you is about to hock a loogie.
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I think the reason 'Achtung' doesn't need translating is we've all seen the so many war films from a young age. Of course 'Hände hoch', works aswell.
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reminds me of the old saw... the rich man uses vaseline the poor man uses lard the truck man uses axle grease and gets his twice as hard
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