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Plzrmeister 67M  
2508 posts
2/13/2024 4:25 am

Last Read:
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Customer Service


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Actual Blog therein.

Make Women Female Again


Plzrmeister 67M  
10449 posts
2/13/2024 4:46 am

We're all familiar with the concept and we generally experience it every day .... Either good or bad. The easiest example would be the type of service you receive in a restaurant, but any time you visit a business of any sort, there's customer service involved in one form or another. It seems to me a successful business owner lives and breathes 'customer service' in every aspect of their business.

I'd have to agree. I was General Manager for a flatbed trucking company for many years and the owner was adamant about excellent customer service. Everyone in the company, from top to bottom, knew it and practiced it at all times. Not surprisingly, the company was very successful.

Anyone who's been on this website for any length of time - and it doesn't take long - knows the customer service here is pathetic. I think the general consensus of many people here is that they're after your money and little else. Their business model and their choice. I didn't come here to rant about ALT though. This pharmacy in the meme has dayum good customer service for those that qualify It's a shame you'd never qualify for a phone number.

Me? Look who's talking. I've seen you go into the restroom with a magnifying glass and tweezers. You want us to think you have a splinter? Good luck with that one! I'm sure some of those here in the peanut gallery will have tales of good and/or bad customer service they've experienced or general thoughts on the subject.

Make Women Female Again


drmgirl622 68F  
26107 posts
2/13/2024 6:17 am

When I call customer service I do not want to go through the whole "
press 1, press 2......" business! Plus, I'd really like to speak to someone I can understand!


Plzrmeister replies on 2/13/2024 8:39 am:
I agree 100% when it's customer service on the phone. That experience can be maddening.

When it's face to face, one expects to receive good customer service too. People normally don't frequent places where they don't receive it.

1benquick 71M
612 posts
2/13/2024 6:38 am

"GIVE 'EM THE PICKLE..." as the popular motivational and humorous guide to service, attitude, consistency and teamwork states...


Plzrmeister replies on 2/13/2024 8:06 am:
"Give the wife a little pickle tickle" .... A line I remember from the movie 'A League of Their Own'...

An extra large pickle I wonder .....

grywolf2 73M
3109 posts
2/13/2024 7:07 am

Great meme!

Now that's customer service.


Plzrmeister replies on 2/13/2024 8:09 am:
Glad you enjoyed it ....

If one thought it through, they could get the phone number by buying X-large, whether it fit or not.....

boh99 68M
3154 posts
2/13/2024 7:07 am

lol, reminds me of when we were in the seventh grade and needed a jock strap for football - my friend and I were in the sporting goods store and got ex large, which when we got home was of course the waist size and could wrap around us twice


Devilzcharm 64M/64F
197 posts
2/13/2024 8:10 am

Expecting "customer service" from a website on the internet is not understanding
how the internet works. But being naive enough to think telling us all how bad it is while you continue to pay monthly membership is rather hypocritical, don't you think.


Plzrmeister replies on 2/13/2024 8:16 am:
Somebody need a nap?

Take the stick out of your ass and re-read the sentence " I didn't come here to rant about ALT though".

Artschoolgrad 47M
8707 posts
2/13/2024 9:58 am

mostly these days it is customer disservice


Plzrmeister replies on 2/13/2024 11:27 am:
There's plenty of that to go around, that's for sure.

It's not a natural law of the universe or carved in granite anywhere, but I think one's likely to get better customer service the smaller the company is. The Ma & Pa companies have to give good customer service to survive.

likeithot19 62M
6054 posts
2/13/2024 11:00 am

I am that dirty old man that when he gets a cute, customer service agent, whether a waitress, cashier, or actual customer service personnel. I look at them politely with a smile and say "Do you take orders to go"? they always look at me dumb, smile and say "yes". I look them in the eye and say " I am paying the bill, get your hat and coat we are going and that is an order"


Plzrmeister replies on 2/13/2024 11:30 am:
Have you ever had anyone follow your order?

Hey .... The most they can do is say, "No" - Right?

Dave54321 61M
2718 posts
2/13/2024 2:28 pm

Once again I seem to be agreeing with drmgirl.
Press all these numbers & when they actually allow you to
speak to someone; you can't understand them.

The extra large condoms bits reminds me of a story.

In WWII when the British army started using condoms over the ends of their rifles
for beach landings. The artilery people said, but what about the bigger guns.
So the army got onto the Durex comany about making larger size for the cannons.
When Churchill heard of this, he insisted the oversize condoms where marked up,
'Size small - for use of British Army personel only."
He said; "ha, that'll show em who's the master race!"


Plzrmeister replies on 2/13/2024 2:40 pm:
I hear ya .... Pressing 1,000 numbers to finally get to a person you can't understand makes me crazy!

That was a brilliant idea by Winston! Were they distributed in pharmacies too?


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