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This meme pretty much hits the nail on the head, doesn't it? Women's nipples tend to harden in the cold, while men's hooters tend to retreat to a warmer spot. Never associated it with a turtle before, but it works. I can relate, dude. Jump into some cold water and your hooter becomes missing in action. It's fortunate that women's nipples don't take the same approach .... they go outward rather than inward. No wonder they do wet t-shirt contests with cold water rather than warm.  Good point. I remember years ago a lady friend came in from a pretty frigid outside and her nipples were just about the same as the meme. The first thought that went through my mind was to ask, "A little cold outside, is it?" She wasn't 'that close' a friend, so I was able to hold my tongue. Probably a good idea. It needs to be a particular type of lady friend for one to point out their nipples are as hard as rocks .... And that you've noticed.  I wonder if women have the same sort of thoughts on how to cover/hide hardened nipples as men do with hiding a 'hard-on' in their pants.  Make Women Female Again
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I am always a fan of sweater weather  This blog reminds me of a Seinfeld episode.....shrinkage 
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Had a girl friend in the 80's that had big nipples and when they were cold or played with they got bigger --- BTW was brakes year round and didn't try to hide them --- my ex wife wore a bra only for work had nice nipples, but when they got hard she'd cross her arms over her tits / nipples even tho I told her great they looked
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damn auto correct --- brakes should be braless
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'I am always a fan of sweater weather This blog reminds me of a Seinfeld episode.....shrinkage' 'Women are aware of 'shrinkage' aren't they? You know, like a frightened turtle?' 'It SHRINKS? WHY DOES IT SHRINK?' 'It Just DOES!' 'I don't know how you guys walk around with those things...!' 
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Why do my eyes keep moving from the nip to the doorknob? Did you know that in 2020 Land of Lakes butter removed the image of the Native American girl on their butter boxes? She would be centered on the box in her traditional dress on her knees holding a plate offering up a stick of butter. I must have been 10 or 12 but a friend of mine took one of the boxes and cut out a rectangle where the plate and butter were and another rectangle, the same size where her bare knees were, and moved the knees to her chest. Voila, us Budding young men had created our first porno delight. There was no internet in the early 60s but that was a close example of something gone viral. Did it reach your neck of the woods?
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I'm with Dreamy. This post reminds me of Seinfeld too. "Shrinkage!" On the other hand, when I was in my early twenties, I used to bartend at this crazy bar. I used to drink back then and every time I took a shot of Jose Cuervo my nipples would stand at attention. My regular customers would buy me shots of it all night to watch what happened when I drank it. Good Times, Good Times... "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”
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'I am always a fan of sweater weather This blog reminds me of a Seinfeld episode.....shrinkage' 'Women are aware of 'shrinkage' aren't they? You know, like a frightened turtle?' 'It SHRINKS? WHY DOES IT SHRINK?' 'It Just DOES!' 'I don't know how you guys walk around with those things...!' "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”
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