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Plzrmeister 67M  
2449 posts
4/13/2024 4:23 am

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Plzrmeister 67M  
10382 posts
4/13/2024 4:49 am

I remember as a kid and adolescent that it was a thrill to get one's hands on a magazine showing photos of a nudist colony or resort. It was much different from your basis 'tittie' magazines of the time. If I remember right, women's volleyball seemed to be the favorite sport. Guys - Is there any among us that didn't marvel at the idea and want to visit a nudist resort? Did we not fantasize about walking around in a place where all the girls and women were buck nekked?

When I was in the Marine Corps and stationed at Camp Pendleton, a few buddies and I went to a nude beach ( Black's Beach? ) which was somewhere around Dan Siego, if I remember right. One had to be about 1//2 mountain goat to walk down to it and back out .... Pretty damn secluded. In any event, it wasn't the Shangri-La I had envisioned. There were many women there I wished had their clothes on! To be fair, many of the men probably should have too, but I wasn't eyeballing them ...

I remember. There were a few girls & women there who made my putter sputter, but they were few and far between. Oh well ... You gotta go to a nude beach at least once in your life - Right? I remember one of my concerns was getting my hooter sunburned. On the weekends at Camp Pendleton I spent a lot of time at the beach, but not nekked .... So I made sure my hooter was covered with sun screen. Yeah - My ass too!

This meme reminded me of that time. Wouldn't it be nice if there was a foxy lady at nude beaches to apply sun screen to hooters? On the other side of the coin .... Guys, would it not be fun to set up a sun screen applying station for the ladies on the beach? Ya just know some of them would be in the "Oh Sh*t, I left my sun screen at home!" predicament. It'd be kind of like a lemonade stand, except much more fun.

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Artschoolgrad 46M
8694 posts
4/13/2024 6:04 am

One of my fond memories is: a beach in Greece and a lovely young woman emerging from the waves naked, slow, playing with her wet hair...


Plzrmeister replies on 4/13/2024 6:20 am:
Did you get to put some sun screen on her?

Sounds like she made your putter sputter .... Yum!

likesmatures 55M
4826 posts
4/13/2024 6:13 am

Yeah we have a nudist hippy camp around the kc area..

The reality? It's the dudes that are quick to disrobe..

The women tend to remain clothed or wear swim suits..

So it's very cfnm


Plzrmeister replies on 4/13/2024 6:23 am:
The women don't get nekked? Well, that's a bummer!

Not sure what 'cfnm' is an acronym for?

drmgirl622 68F  
26068 posts
4/13/2024 7:16 am

We have Playalinda Beach here that has a very secluded area......sunburn on my hooters hurt!!


Plzrmeister replies on 4/13/2024 10:23 am:
Yeah .... Ouch on your hooters!

What about your Nether Region?

uncommon1 66M  
1409 posts
4/13/2024 7:29 am

I worked in La Jolla an blacks beach
was a popular place to locals for
surfing. Nudity allowed beaches
aren't uncommon in Calif. I think
there's close to 30 of them.


Plzrmeister replies on 4/13/2024 7:42 am:
So I did remember the name of the beach correctly .... It's been so many years ago, I just wasn't sure.

Nude beaches and California just seem to go together, don't they? Remember your sun screen!

grywolf2 73M
3086 posts
4/13/2024 7:45 am

Never been, but I love the sunscreen stand idea.

Those who made your "putter stutter" would get free applications under a "first one's free policy, tell your friends".
For those that left your putter flaccid, charge them double for half the time.
Consider that a "balance-the-books" approach.


Plzrmeister replies on 4/13/2024 10:27 am:
Those that made my putter sputter would get every application free! If they brought a friend, both would be eligible for after hour face rides.....

A flaccid hooter? "Oh I'm sorry, I just ran out of sun screen."

1benquick 71M
586 posts
4/13/2024 8:46 am

Closest thing to a nude beach I was ever at was a couple of abandon rock quarries that had filled with water after they hit an underground water table and filled up. You had to park on the side of a couple of country roads and either walk in through the wood to the quarries, or through a farmer's field, to the quarries from the other side. Either way, it was a bit of a hike, and your car parked on the one side gave away where you were if the State police came by (the quarries were 'off limits', not that anybody obeyed...), or the farmer whose land you had to cross would call the State Police if he saw you trespassing. But the older 'hippy girls' that were ALWAYS there were ALSO ALWAYS at least topless, and more times than not, 'nekked', and most of them were worth the trip to see, and didn't jump to cover up as we approached...ah, the JOYS of being 16 with a driver's license and access to a car! They also NEVER seemed to be with 'boyfriends', and were friendly, but not coming on to us, and wouldn't respond when someone made the attempt to come on to them, STILL, quite the thrill to see them up close and personal...


Plzrmeister replies on 4/13/2024 10:32 am:
What else could a red blooded American boy hope for but to socialize with nekked females? I'd have had a 'purple throbber' that could have illuminated the night sky.

I bet the ladies enjoyed making guys as hard as the rocks in the quarry.


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