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Who doesn't love a balloon - Right?  Go to about any sort of celebration and you're gonna have balloons there. At dinner last night, I could see people going into a reserved room for a 60th birthday party .... Yeah, the dreaded black balloons. Why is it that the older one gets, the blacker the balloons?  When I hear the word 'balloon', the first thing I think of is a water balloon fight. Who doesn't love smacking a balloon full of water on someone? C'mon .... Get your game on.  It's even more fun if there are some ladies there in t-shirts - You get my drift?Yeah ... That's a fun thought. I go to Texas Roadhouse about every week and they have a guy who goes around to the tables with young children and makes balloon hats, swords, critters, etc. etc. You know - those long balloons that can be twisted. There's also one or two clowns at the State Fair each year that do the same thing for children. I've seen them. There is a store near me that carries party supplies for about any occasion known to man. They must have a gazillion different balloons there for whatever occasion you need .... Many are already filled with helium and resting on the ceiling. Spiderman balloons can be seen regularly, as can other super hero balloons. I haven't seen one that looks like this one though .....  [image] Make Women Female Again
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That Spiderman balloon would be perfect for an adult party but I can just see someone complaining about it 
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Dayum! Spiderman's hung! It's wrong to say that Spiderman don't have balls, but he don't have balls.
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y'all see what you want to see! i mean, that's clearly just his... uh... his ....
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He's stuck to the ceiling? 
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I think that pendant hooter is the place where one inflates the balloon. LOL. Not for me! I'll leave it to someone else to give Spider-Man a blow-job. I wouldn't even want to handle the hooter when it comes to deflating the balloon.
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Years ago I saw a cartoon in the form of a series of pictures. First of all a man buys a ballon from a street vendor. The man starts to blow the ballon up. The ballon turns into a man with a big smile on his face. I'll let you work out what part of the man the ballon is being 'blown' up by!
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