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I'm sure we can all remember back to our youth when we first started to become interested in the opposite sex and began our sexual journey. I suspect most people are like me and may have played a game of ""I'll show you mine if you show me yours". Then we advanced to some kissing, then fondling and dry humping before we finally lost our virginity. It happens at different paces for different people. Yeah, I remember those days pretty well. My teen years were pretty full of smooching and doing some serious fondling, but I didn't hit the promised land until I was a senior in high school .... Come to think of it, it may have been wneh I was a freshman in college and my girlfriend was still in high school. This I know though .... Each and every one of us will never forget our 'first'.  Us guys all went through those 'purple throbber' days when we were doing some serious dry humping and generated some serious pre-cum. Who knows, one or two amongst us may have even unloaded in their pants during a good dry hump  I never did, but my shorts were certainly full of 'goo' many times.  Mine too. I did what I could on many occasions trying to hit the promised land, only to be rebuffed time and again when making out. That's hard on a guy when you've got a purple throbber begging for release. Awkward years they were when we first start dating and becoming familiar with the opposite sex. I suspect the ladies have similar type stories about when they first experienced guys trying to get into their pants.  Make Women Female Again
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You and the phrase "purple throbber" have me spitting out my tea this morning 
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"Blue balls" comes to mind. 
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Taking notes... blue balls and purple throbber.... now waiting for more colorful images to pop up with my cake and coffee...  How not to love expanding my vocabulary 
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* Laughing so hard* Yes, I can relate. I seem to remember a ton of negotiating as well. "Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.”
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I'm confused. Are we talking about the infamous flying purple people eater?
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I'm not sure what color it might be .......
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