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HetFlexK 51M
157 posts
9/23/2020 8:02 pm
I can put it in my butt

A recent trip to the thrift store paid off:



Maybe I should say the trip, and the repetition of my<b> mantra </font></b>(“Can I read it, watch it, put it in my butt?”) paid off because normally I would have totally overlooked this item. I’m sure someone could tell me what it is, but I have no idea. Okay, I have an idea; it looks like a really small vase that you’d maybe place a single flower in, and then hang in your window. What it is doesn’t matter, but what I’m going to use it for most definitely does.



If you can’t tell, it’s made of glass, so the shape is perfect for anal insertion, and it is made of a material that is the smoothest, slickest texture one could hope for. I sold glass dildos for years and I know that if there had been something like this on display it would have cost a pretty penny. I am very eager to try it out. Maybe I can contort myself long enough to slip a small flower in it and take a picture…

hauntinglyblu 57F
6663 posts
9/24/2020 4:12 pm

😳
Youre skills...scare and amaze.


HetFlexK replies on 9/25/2020 3:07 am:
it's all about the mantra xo

hauntinglyblu 57F
6663 posts
9/25/2020 8:59 am

dang it- i put that apostrophe in there ! its your NOT youre
i hate when that happens
by the way........your insert-able is soo pretty!

mantra.....huh? may i need to try that...
what is it you say?

xo


HetFlexK replies on 9/25/2020 1:38 pm:
no misspellling on my blog please, and get your own mantra!!! - mine is, "Can I read it (because I like books), watch it (because I like movies), or put it in my butt (because I apparently like things in my butt). Yours might have slight variations... xo


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