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the unclean I could just as easily file this the “my horny roommate” series but I will talk less about the experience of being intimate with her and more about something else. Mainly cleanliness, and her lack of it. Without grossing anyone out I will do my best to honestly and bluntly describe what my roommate is like when it comes to hygiene and cleanliness. She does not brush her teeth, or if she does it is with turmeric. Her habit is to not shower until nearly half the has passed, which means she is often dirty and smelly in the morning and throughout the first part of the . She lets her obsessively lick her hands and does not ever seem to wash them, her feet are always filthy, and there is a distinct odor coming from between her legs. It’s not wholly unpleasant but there is a tinge of sourness to it I find repulsive. Those are just off the top of my head. Some guys might not find what I just described unattractive, or unpleasant. I like the women that I am in close proximity to, or intimate with, to be as feminine in this regard as possible. Clean, and either smelling fresh or flowery. I know some women like the musky smell of a guy, and I’ve had many say they enjoyed the smell of me in general, but I’ve been with a couple of females whom I could say the same thing about. Hygiene and grooming habits were a big part of that, as was diet and biology. My last regular lover had a pussy that smelled like Taco Bell - no bullshit - and I was grossed out by it. Some guys might think that sounds , but not . I want it to smell and taste like a fresh breeze, or strawberries, not a Chalupa. So when I woke up horny a few days ago I eyed my roommate with a bit of hunger, but then all the things I described above began to come into focus, and it slowly changed. The desire never went away exactly, I just put it on pause and waited until she took a shower. I did not communicate my thoughts or let her know I was horny in general, just decided to wait it . Eventually she did freshen up though, and shortly after, we had sex. For a reason I can’t currently recall, our post coital conversation led to her asking why I’d waited until after she took a shower, and I recall giving her a polite but blunt answer. My preference is for a clean, nice smelling individual. I don’t think saying it upset her, nor did I phrase it in such a way that it seemed passive aggressive or anything like that. She took it simply as information, which is what it was, and appeared to file it away for later. Maybe she’ll start showering earlier now, I don’t know. In the end it doesn’t matter; I’ll be gone in a few short days. Then she can be as clean or dirty for whoever - or nobody at all. It will, thankfully, no longer be my problem. My sex slave ChrisSwallows always makes sure to present himself as clean and fresh as possible, and I appreciate that about him. It makes him (a guy) more appealing than a female, and my preference is for women. Obviously my need for cleanliness trumps that. The day after Xmas, when my horny roommate was trying to get laid, she at one point informed me that a guy was on the way, but at the same time was whining to me about not being clean. She hadn’t taken a shower all day, and now that someone was on the way she still didn’t want to freshen up. This is the same person who won’t even straighten up the area she plans to use to get laid. If it was a mess before, it stays a mess. Not an attractive trait, in my , and it’s compounded by the fact that she doesn’t want to exert much effort in general. Unappealing on so many levels, but chief among them for is the cleanliness issue. I like my sex partners to be dirty, but not in that way.  |
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