magic wand
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Posted:Nov 3, 2011 1:05 pm
Last Updated:Jul 27, 2012 8:20 am 6959 Views
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So i finally got round to buying a Magic Wand after months of procrastination. I hate ordering stuff by mail-order... despite the re-assurances of whichever website is involved i'm always convinced it's going to come in a big box with "Handle with care - massive dildo inside" printed on the side in big red friendly letters.
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London Alternative Market
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Posted:Aug 6, 2011 10:33 am
Last Updated:May 17, 2024 7:38 am 6183 Views
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Will be at LAM tomorrow with my good friend misssabrina79. I'm planning on picking up a hitatchi magic wand, an anal hook and some more restraints.
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add me on fetlife
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Posted:Jul 23, 2011 6:07 am
Last Updated:Jul 24, 2011 4:12 am 6070 Views
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I use the same handle as I do on here and would welcome more friends.
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yet more toys
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Posted:Jan 15, 2011 7:31 am
Last Updated:Jul 27, 2012 8:20 am 6844 Views
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So i went shopping again. This time for a remote control vibrating egg (10 speeds and works up to 10 metres away) and a so called "female chastity belt" (i.e. wouldn't actually be any good as an actual chastity device) that, most importantly, holds in place two dildos for double penetration. One or other dildo can be removed if i'm feeling kind
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God
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Posted:Oct 26, 2010 3:40 pm
Last Updated:May 17, 2024 7:38 am 6260 Views
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I read today that “when God closes a door he invariably opens a window”. If you were spotted climbing through a window in my neighbourhood someone would call the police. And should you really be climbing through a window if you are on the fourth floor? I say God should really think things through more...
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A rough guide to creating a fake profile
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Posted:Oct 2, 2010 5:29 pm
Last Updated:Feb 2, 2011 12:21 pm 7272 Views
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1) Most importantly and perhaps most obviously, steal a picture off the internet of an impossibly beautiful woman. Men are willing to suspend an awful lot of disbelief in the pursuit of said illusion.
2)Do not worry about inconsistencies... So long as you have applied step 1 correctly, men will not notice if your profile says you are black and yet your profile picture is of a white woman. Likewise don't worry if the photo you stole has the watermark of a website on it.... you will later be able to explain it away by saying you are a model.
3)Pretend to be from another country so that people think you are not actually from Nigeria... dazzle your targets with your "local knowledge" by pretending you are from Hull in London or New York in California.
4) Everybody loves a sob story... perhaps you feel abandoned because your last Master died in car crash or perhaps your Master is sick and has ordered you to find a new Master. It's a real winner!
5) Call people "master" in your first email and express undying love... eventually you'll stumble across somone so socially awkward that they'll feel unable to say "NO" right?
6) Ask for money in your first email. Perhaps you need it to buy a collar with your masters name on or to travel to see him. The reason doesn't really matter, it's a numbers game after all.
Good luck!!!
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With her lips she said...
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Posted:Aug 13, 2010 8:05 am
Last Updated:May 17, 2024 7:38 am 6360 Views
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"Hey Paul, Hey Paul, Hey Paul
Let's have a ball..."
One of the best songs ever and only one i can think of that has my name in it 
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canes
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Posted:Aug 10, 2010 4:25 am
Last Updated:Aug 26, 2010 2:55 am 6653 Views
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I bought 20 canes yesterday of varying thicknesses. too much?
I got them from a garden store rather than a bdsm shop (where i usually get canes from) and so paid a fraction of the cost. I also get the fun of getting them ready.... need to cut them down to size a little and make handles.
Any tips or suggestions welcome.
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WARNING:
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Posted:Aug 9, 2010 10:10 am
Last Updated:Aug 9, 2010 3:28 pm 6473 Views
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WARNING: Any institution/person or outside entity who attempts to use my likeness/photos/profile in any manner other than its intended use on Alt.com... is really setting their sights a bit low. I mean really! If you are going to steal an identity there's a guy over there with a six pack claiming to have a 10 inch dick and a harem of nine "slave-sluts" that he keeps in the basement of his mansion. He has a mansion! For my part I'm sitting here at my desk, in my flat, slaveless, wondering whether I can get a 6 pack like Mr 9-slaves while not doing much exercise and without giving up donuts.
However if you still want to use my likeness/photos/profile then thanks, I'm flattered, but like Groucho Marx, I wouldn't want to be part of any club that will have a person like me in it.
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guess what?
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Posted:Jul 31, 2010 9:45 am
Last Updated:Sep 13, 2010 6:18 pm 7248 Views
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guess what?
If you look like Kate Moss's better looking sister and you tell me you want to be my no limits slave for ever... I'm going to suspect you may be a fake.
If you can't spell and tell me you are "trained in pains" and offer to "sweeps your compound" I'm going to suspect you're a nigerian fraudster. If you tell me your master died in a car crash and you are looking for a new one then I'm going to know you're one.
If you instantly refer to me as "Master" and ask me what I'd do to you, I'm going to suspect your other hand is playing with things it shouldn't be playing with.
If you are normal looking, able to hold a conversation and are honest about your like's and dislikes then I'm going to take you seriously and make an effort to get to know you.
Hope that helps some people
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