Now THIS makes Me chuckle......
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Posted:May 24, 2016 11:13 am
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2016 3:25 pm 53850 Views
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You should start off by telling everyone you are copying this from someone else's blog.
I think you just covered that. I can't vouch for accuracy of the University or the contest, but I LOVE the definition.
Think it hits the nail on the head do you?
I have never heard it put quite so accurately.
So, like what color are we going with?
I'm not sure. I don't see 'copycat'.
Copycat is a color?
Yean, right. I'm thinking a blue would work well. We can always test it and edit if necessary.
There is an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year's term was:
"Political Correctness."
The winner wrote:
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end. "
Now that's funny.
Yeah, I find it sad so many adhere to the 'doctrine'.
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Breaking Habits
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Posted:May 21, 2016 9:18 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2016 6:50 am 55745 Views
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Is this gonna be one of those fucking 'snoozer' blogs?
Eat shit. If you don't want to help out, go screw yourself.
OK .... I'll play along for a while. What habits are we trying to break? Chewing fingernails, cussing like a drunken sailor (squid) ... What are we talking here?
Quitting chewing tobacco. That 'dip' that goes behind the lower lip. I'm on day number #4 now - I think.
You think? You didn't make it down on the calendar? Smooth move - Real smooth.
Yeah, well fuck you. That's close enough for government work and the date isn't as important as the fact I've stopped.
Been climbing any walls? Kicked the dog? Chewed 10,000 packs of gum yet?
None of the above. Yeah, 'the urge' hits Me periodically, but it's fleeting. I see this as more mental than physical, so I just tell that little 'Chew Druid' to go fuck himself when he taps on My shoulder and entices Me.
You're so full of shit. You've cheated haven't you?
That's not an option, fuck nuts!
So let Me see if I've got this right. People here are supposed to actually be like, you know, interested in what habit you're breaking? This is considered interesting blogging?
You're such an asshole! Fuck you!
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Winston Churchill
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Posted:May 17, 2016 5:52 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2016 2:11 pm 56412 Views
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“Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?"
Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... "
Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?"
Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!"
Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price”
That sort of puts it in a nutshell, doesn't it?
Indeed.
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Worst Opening Lines....
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Posted:May 15, 2016 2:16 am
Last Updated:May 16, 2016 1:20 pm 54937 Views
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You mean like "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against Me?"
Well, maybe if we were watching 'That 70's Show',
They've gotten better nowadays?
Let's just say they've changed. I'm specifically talking about opening lines on the ALT IM.
You mean like a good ole "Me love you long time, till the rest of my life."
Those are indeed charming, but I'm addressing this more to the females in the gallery.
You mean the ladies?
In certain cases they are, yes. I know they get some real doozies directed their way some of the time.
Different than the one I mentioned above.
Different galaxy from that moldy oldie.
So you're asking the ladies, and other females, the worst opening line they've received while on the ALT IM?
Worst, raunchiest, dumbest, grossest .... They can take their pick of the litter.
Don't the men get to play?
I'm an equal opportunity employer ... Sure, why not.
Then you start .... The worst you've gotten?
Me love you long time, till the rest of My life.
You're shitting Me?
I wouldn't shit you, you're My favorite turd.
'That 70's Show' again?
Yeah, like you were ever allowed to stay up that late and watch it....
Fuck you!
No, fuck you!
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The Cycle
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Posted:Dec 24, 2015 9:16 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2016 4:30 am 98254 Views
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Bicycle? Motorcycle? What are we talking here?
The cycle of life and the cycle of the seasons.
Boring ..... I may snooze through this one.
Yeah? Well, fuck you. I'm just sitting here looking out the back window and watching the snowflakes drift about and land. I wouldn't want My Christmas any other way ..... It wouldn't be Christmas to Me.
You don't want to be somewhere warm and sunny? Sitting on a beach and sipping a cocktail for Christmas?
Fuck NO! I have to live where there are four distinct seasons. It's 'natural' to Me. The cycle of the seasons, as with the cycle of life we all go through, given we live long enough.
Spring, Summer, Fall & Winter?
Exactly .... I couldn't live where Mother Nature didn't wake her vegetation in Spring, give us the heat of Summer and the days of August, provide us the beauty of the Fall foliage and then shut everything down for Winter and snow over the land.
So we're not going to Cabo or Hawaii for Christmas?
You been listening?
Yeah, but there's a shitload of people who love a moderate temperature practically all year. They think you're fucking crazy!
Maybe I am, but I know what's in my nature. Santa playing volleyball on the beach at Christmas? Makes My pucker cord clench just thinking about it. If people enjoy that and desire it, more power to them. Give Me a good ole snowball fight any day.
I can't believe we're not going to Cabo or Hawaii for Christmas.
Go get your boots on.... We've got snow to shovel. A white Christmas for us ..... The one others can dream about.
You're pissing some people off.....
Merry Christmas everyone .... Regardless of what the temperature is there.
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ONE and ONLY ONE present for Christmas
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Posted:Dec 7, 2015 2:05 pm
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2016 6:38 am 60723 Views
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I'm getting a present?
No numb nuts, this is a question for the masses.
And the question is?
OK ..... If you could only have ONE gift this Christmas, what would it be?
Do intangibles count? I can see all of the 'World Peace' and 'Love' and 'Health' answers coming in.
No ... No intangibles allowed. It has to be something real that you can see and touch.
What about smell, taste and hear? Those OK?
If applicable, sure. So what would you want for Christmas with your ONE desire?
No contest .... A Red Rider BB gun.
Fucking moron.
Hey, you asked - So shove it! And what would you like for Christmas?
I just want all of us to get along.
That's bullshit - You said no intangibles!
That's right .... I just wanted to see if you and the masses were paying attention.
OK .... One gift. What's it gonna be?
Why in the fuck did I bring this up? .... That's sort of a tough question.
Fuck up did ya? If you want people to respond, you better have an answer....
Hmmm ..... OK, I know. I want a new bed. One of those high torque ones where you can raise the back or legs.
Like the ones in a hospital?
Yeah, but without the side rails. That's what I want.
And I only get a BB gun?
That was your choice, not mine. OK 'the masses', what tangible item do you want for Christmas?
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The Lights Are Up!
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Posted:Dec 7, 2015 11:05 am
Last Updated:Dec 24, 2015 11:01 am 61710 Views
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OK ..... you got all the Christmas lights up in the windows and around the shrub and tree out front.
Yeah, a week later than I planned, but it's done now and looks good.
So you've got the Christmas spirit thing going on?
No, I'm not in full Christmas spirit mode yet, just chipping away at all the things I like to get done. But lights - I've gotta have the lights.
We talking the Griswald thing here with lights?
Uh, no. One can't isolate my home from the space shuttle. I just like having lights out and seeing others do the same. It just think it spreads some cheer, and we can all use that.
Get your Christmas newsletter done to send out to friends and family yet? You're one of 'those' guys - Right?
Yes.... and by the way, fuck you for the sarcasm.
Oh there's some Christmas cheer! Hey, I like reading about what's going on in friend's and family's lives - Even better when they add photos. You do that - Right?
Full page of a collage of photos from throughout the year.
Been doing it for about twenty-five years now.
Got the shopping done?
Not quite, but I've put a serious dent in it. Online shopping for those who live far away and I have a game plan for the locals so that I'm all done at least a week before Christmas. I don't do the 'last minute' thing.
You remembered to put me on your shopping list - Right?
Oh yeah, you're right at the top of it.
Sarcasm?
Ya think?
I think it's time for a 'fuck you'.
I think it's time to take you off the list........
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Boise's First Snow
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Posted:Nov 25, 2015 12:50 pm
Last Updated:Nov 25, 2015 12:51 pm 61470 Views
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G ..... The first snow of the year, at least that's sticking to the ground.
Fuck .... I know. I put the snow shovel out by the front door.
You don't like snow?
Actually I love the look of freshly fallen snow and how else does one have a snowball fight without snow?
But the shoveling......
Yeah, that's the downside. Now if it could snow everywhere except the driveway, sidewalks and street, we'd be in tall cotton.
Tall cotton?
Just an expression of 'good fortune'.
And Thanksgiving tomorrow .... Turkey and all the trimmings.
Pumpkin pie and all the whipped cream... We all know pumpkin pie is one of the food groups, or it should be.
Yeah, just like lobster is one of them.
Lobster is actually the 'prime' food group and all else flows from there.
What about pussy? Food group?
Yes, comes right behind lobster.
And right in front of pumpkin pie?
Just barely!
Now those three would make an excellent Thanksgiving feast!
Tall cotton.
We should probably wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING everyone.
And some tall cotton?
Sure. Hope you find yourselves in tall cotton tomorrow!
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LIFE
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Posted:Oct 27, 2015 1:39 pm
Last Updated:Oct 5, 2017 12:33 am 65671 Views
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Life.
What's life?
Twenty-five cents.
I don't have twenty-five cents.
That's life.
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Where's Waldo ...... Errrrr I mean Misha?
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Posted:Nov 8, 2014 11:45 am
Last Updated:Jul 22, 2015 12:47 pm 155254 Views
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G, this 'Misha' must be one hot number!
WTF are you talking about?
Three blogs today from three different male submissives she owns.
How old are they?
24, 26 and 28.
That's your first clue. Where are they from?
All from the UK .... she must like a British accent. Suppose they all know one another?
Oh yes, I'm sure they're all aware they're part of a harem.
Harems can happen - Right?
Sure, but I'm keeping My salt shaker handy.
Think any more are going to show up in the blogs?
I'd think that's a fairly safe bet.
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