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A Walking Contradiction..

He's a walking contradiction - Partly truth and partly fiction .....

Why do we do this?
Posted:Nov 27, 2013 7:47 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2016 5:51 am
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No .... Not engage in the BDSM lifestyle. We do that because that's who we are at our very core.

Why do we fill up on other foods at the Thanksgiving feast and leave so little room for what really matters? If you have to ask what really matters, you are obviously not a pumpkin pie affection-ado. With pumpkin pie and whipped cream (now there's a naughty thought) available, why do we eat anything else?

There it is .... A slice of pumpkin pie so covered with whipped cream that we can barely make out the edges. Hell, why do we even slow down to grab a fork?

Accordingly, scoot away from that table a bit earlier tomorrow and save plenty of room for the main course.

If your mileage varies, you simply don't 'get it'!

G
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The Obligatory....
Posted:Nov 26, 2013 8:20 am
Last Updated:Nov 27, 2013 6:39 am
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Thanksgiving blog. Many have popped up and more to come as Thursday approaches. There are the usual things we each mention we are thankful for .... Friends, family, health, spouse, etc. For these things we should be thankful! Often throughout the year I see individuals in a bad way - Financially, physically, emotionally ... You name it, and I always think "There, but for the grace of God, go I'. I am fortunate in many ways, as are most of you. Certainly we have the normal (little) gripes we can commiserate over but, by and large, we are all in pretty good shape (Let's hope!)

I sat here and thought to Myself, "What is the #1 thing you are thankful for?" Can our thanks be prioritized? Is your health more important than your family? If you had to throw all other 'Thankfulness's' away and only hang onto one, what would it be? Yes people, you have to come up with the #1 thing ..... Why am I reminded of a David Letterman top ten list about now?

Mine would be that I now have grandchildren - Particularly a grandson to pass on My family name. I was the Last of the Mohicans in our family - The lone male with the family name. I never had a . My had My grandson out of wedlock, so he has My name to carry on. Why is that so important to Me? I came from strong and proud stock. Honest, honorable and hard working people (leaders) who made their own successful ways in the world. Everyone served their country - My father (and an uncle) are buried at Arlington National Cemetery. I'm proud of My heritage and I want it passed forward with the family name intact. I feel I owed that to My ancestors ... Not to let a proud name die.

I'll give thanks for many things, yet I'll thank God the most for allowing Me this honor.

G

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Do Clothes Make The Man?
Posted:Nov 22, 2013 6:22 am
Last Updated:Nov 26, 2013 1:23 pm
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Or should I say "Does wearing black clothes make the Man/Dominant?"

I suppose I see as many photos on here as the rest of you and I often see the Dominant or Master dressed in black clothing. Yes, I know this is probably required by Section 6, Article 1 of the Dominant's Code of Conduct. Personally, I can appreciate the viewpoint that wearing black somehow compliments the Dominant's 'aura' and I do adhere to the philosophy of "To Each His Own'. As a VERY casual dresser, I have never gone the black clothing route. Wait! I do have a black Japanese kimono I have worn once or twice in the past ... more for the comfort than the color. Does not going with the Johnny Cash look make Me any less of a Dominant? Does doing so make Me any more of a Dominant?

Let's look at the other side of the coin for a moment ... From the submissive or slave's point of view. They are the ones that possibly are effected by the 'visual' image of the Dominant in black. Perhaps psychologically it adds to their submission or to their enjoyment or enhances the 'scene' in some other fashion. Sets the 'mood', if you will.

OK all of you Dominants and submissives out there - What's your take on this?

G

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Botched Kidnapping
Posted:Nov 20, 2013 7:51 am
Last Updated:Nov 27, 2013 7:49 am
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If you've read many of My blogs at all, you know I feed a 'group' of feral cats at one of the car dealerships I work at. Every other day or so, I stop by and fill their food containers and then sit there for a while to watch them slowly come out of their hiding spots to gobble as much food as they can as fast as they can. Head down and gobble and then head up to make sure I pose no danger to them.

I have begun to identify their personalities a bit from My observations. Observation #1 ... Feral cats do not share well with others. When too many gather to feast at once, someone always gets 'grumpy' and starts growling and then slapping the weaker ones. There is one jet black one (six months old?) that has a bum front paw it favors. I suppose to compensate for it's misfortune, it has had to become very aggressive to assure it gets it's 'fair share'. When it's eating, it constantly emits a growling sound as if to say, "One step closer and I'll rip your throat out!" The others pay attention and generally give it a wide berth. Knowing this, I always give it a separate plate to eat from so others do not have to go near it.

There is one I have identified as 'the runt' of the litter/gang. It is completely grey with a very cute face. It always comes out of hiding first and meows at Me when I arrive and is the first one to the food I put out ... Munch, munch, munch. Being the runt, it is the first one to get 'bounced' from the food trough by the others too. It will then sit back and, apparently, wait for the others to finish so it can clean up any scraps. I feel sorry for it ... The runt and thin from being the last one fed. What to do, what to do?

I know .... I'll capture it, take it home and give it a warm and safe place to live. The best laid plans of mice and men. I took a fishing net with Me last Saturday when I went to feed them .... Good plan? I put the food out and sat there with My net at the ready. Sure enough 'runt' is out immediately to begin feasting and I have the net in place ready to scoop it when it's in a vulnerable position. The runt sees the net there and hesitates for a bit, but it's hunger overtakes caution and it begins to eat. I swiftly have the net over it and runt does what you'd expect a captured wild animal to do .... Jump, twist, fight, jump, summer salt, yada, yada. Not thinking it through from the beginning, I thought to Myself, 'I should grab it up' ... Then I answered Myself, 'You want your hand bitten and scratched to pieces?' As I was thinking 'What the fuck do I do now?' runt got it's head through a weak spot in the net. Fuck, I have to grab it now. Don't fucking do it - Your hand will get shredded! Then runt had a leg through too. FUCK! In another flash, runt was gone.

You dumb fuck! Ever think of gloves or having a towel to throw over it once it's netted? Well, yeah I thought of that - AFTER runt had escaped. Back to square one. Again gain trust and try try again. I went back over on Monday for 'the feeding' and runt, who normally comes out to tell Me to 'hurry up' was nowhere to be seen. I put food in all the various containers and sat there to again observe. Where's runt? Finally, I see it poke it's head out of the bushes to contemplate coming to get something to eat. Seeing Me, the decision was 'No fucking way!' It's scared of Me now (SHIT!) and I foresee a long trail in the gaining trust category. God knows what will happen the next time runt sees Me with a (repaired) fish net. Patience is a virtue.

Today (Wednesday) is feeding day again, so we'll see what happens. G
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Water Sports
Posted:Nov 6, 2013 8:29 am
Last Updated:Dec 13, 2013 7:50 am
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Not a topic I see discussed here very often. Personally, I love peeing all over a submissive's face and body .... Just something about it! And to Me, it's one of the more 'ultimate' forms of submission ... Allowing one's self to be peed on is, in My humble opinion, submission in it's purest form.

I also enjoy a submissive that will drink My piss right from the spout, commonly referred to as My cock. A notch above merely being peed on. Love her looking up into My eyes as she drinks the golden nectar. Overcoming the 'ick' factor to serve her Master.

Drinking pineapple juice makes urine 'sweeter'. Nothing like a submissive asking, "Master, would you like some pineapple juice?" Now what could she have in mind?

OK folks .... Who enjoys water sports? I'd like to hear from the pitchers and the catchers...

G
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Posted:Oct 31, 2013 8:53 am
Last Updated:Nov 5, 2013 5:16 pm
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All the ghosts, goblins, witches, ninja turtles et al will be about tonight gathering scrumptious goodies door to door. Ah, I remember those days well when I would rendezvous with a few of My buddies and begin our lengthy quest to gather as much candy as we could. I'd always go home and empty My pillow case on the floor to examine My bounty and delight in all the goodies I'd be devouring over the next few days. I assume all of you did the same, in one form or another.

As I've grown up (not necessarily 'matured', I've found Halloween is as much of an adult event as it is for . It's the one night of the year when we get to use our imaginations and dress as silly as we care to and PARTY! I'll assume most of you did your Halloween partying last Saturday night - Thursday nights aren't the best for throwing a Halloween party, but perhaps some of you are indeed going out to 'howl at the moon' tonight.

Here at our townhouse association, we had our party last Saturday. BYOB with a pot luck dinner. It was fun! What did I dress as you ask? I went down to the local 'thrift' store and bought a shiny silver knight's helmet complete with a swiveling face plate. That's as far as My costume went - Yeah, I know - LAME. My attempt to make a chest protector out of aluminum foil failed miserably, so I took the 'WTF' attitude and went 'as is'.

What about you people? Any good childhood memories or current year Halloween activities you'd care to share with fellow kinksters?

G
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Got Tagged .... Ten Things
Posted:Oct 20, 2013 8:40 am
Last Updated:Nov 26, 2013 7:53 am
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10 Things You Don't Know About Me....

1) I'm an Army Brat and grew up all over the world.

2) I could eat pumpkin pie each and every day.

3) I served in the USMC..... Oooo Rahhhhhhh!!!!!

4) I'm a legs and ass Man! Tits are secondary.

5) I have two college degrees. Anthropology & Accounting.

6) I'm president of My Homeowner's Association.

7) I'm afraid of heights and lightening.

Cool Hand Luke is My favorite movie.

9) I have a very soft heart.

10) Spanking a nice ass is My favorite activity. OTK preferred.

And there you have it!


G
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Mouths to feed
Posted:Oct 10, 2013 8:52 am
Last Updated:Nov 6, 2013 6:13 pm
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As I was finishing My work at a car dealership on Tuesday, I pulled up next to the dumpster out back to throw out some trash. As I was pulling up to it, I noticed some kittens sitting and laying around under some bushes behind the dumpster. From the size of them, I estimate they are approximately 4 to 5 months old. Being an animal lover, I slowly approached them calling "kitty, kitty, kitty". Naturally, being feral, they all scattered in various directions. I carry around a 50 lb. bag of cat food in My work van because I run across feral cats a lot in My work. I figured these guys would be hungry, so I semi crawled under the bushes to retrieve a plastic plate I saw under there. I washed it off and filled it with two scoops of food and then placed it back deep under the bushes. I walked back a ways to watch and sure enough, they started coming out of their hiding places one by one and started to devour the food. Hungry indeed! Knowing they have to fend for themselves and that winter is coming, I've sort of 'adopted' them now. I went back yesterday to again fill their plate and then watch them gather for their feast. I'll make another trip over there today too. My soft heart for animals has gotten Me again ....
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Life
Posted:Jun 11, 2013 5:23 pm
Last Updated:Nov 5, 2013 3:46 pm
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A: "Life"

B: "What's life?"

A: "Twenty-five cents"

B: "I don't have twenty-five cents"

A: "That's life"

G
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How's My Driving?
Posted:Jun 7, 2013 1:47 pm
Last Updated:Nov 5, 2013 8:26 am
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Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT

G
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