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A Walking Contradiction..

He's a walking contradiction - Partly truth and partly fiction .....

Mother's Day
Posted:May 12, 2024 4:42 am
Last Updated:May 12, 2024 7:59 am
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No words got randomly dropped from our last post, so perhaps it's time to start blogging the old fashioned way instead of putting the blog in a comment. In any event ... Today's the day - Mother's Day. Chances are most of us have a mother or a wife who's a mother or a who's a mother. If none of the above apply, I guess you're off the hook today.

So what to get your particular 'mom' today to recognize her and all her efforts raising you and/or your and/or your grandchildren .... Being a mom is a tough job! It's almost like Valentine's Day part deaux. Is it flowers - is it candy - is it a nice dinner - or it it a combination of these and/or other options. If it's your wife we're talking about, does it end this evening with wild swinging from the chandeliers monkey sex?

Did you forget the card? You better get a card dude, or you're gonna be in deep sh*t with the wife - at a minimum. Raise your hand if you remember back in the day when Hallmark advertised their cards on TV and the gist was "When you care enough to send the very best" or something to that effect. I haven't seen one of those in many moons. I've reached the stage in life where I go to the Dollar ( $1.25 ) Store. They have Hallmark cards as a matter of course, and you can generally get them for fifty cents.

This poor guy went the flowers route and it obviously didn't go over very well. If he's got some serious monkey sex planned for later in the day or night, he just got his marching orders. She seems a little 'frustrated' wouldn't you say?

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Ball Gag
Posted:May 10, 2024 4:29 am
Last Updated:May 12, 2024 4:49 am
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We're gonna try something different this morning. We normally put our blog as a 'Comment' because ALT used to randomly drop words from blogs .... We 'think' this quirk has been corrected and we're going to test that theory out. If words are still getting dropped and we sound illiterate ( more than normally ), we''ll go back to our old ways. End of caveat .....

Raise your hand if you generally use a ball gag as a part of your, shall we say, play sessions? That would include both using one on others as well as having
one used on you. I have one, but it's been collecting cobwebs - Its use doesn't appeal to me. I enjoy being able to communicate during any activity and I also enjoy the sounds of both pain and pleasure.


Undoubtedly someone is going to mention the visual appeal of the ball gag, and I can understand that. Optics are a large part of our lifestyle. Some people buy all sorts of elaborate lifestyle apparel and more power to them if that's their bailiwick. It's not my cup of tea though. The sight of a submissive with a ball gag in her mouth does nothing for me, nor does the sight of a submissive in elaborate garb.

You're preaching to the choir, dude. Besides, if you've got a ball gag in her mouth, how you gonna get your hooter in there when the mood strikes?? Besides, utilizing a ball gag requires you to use an alternate source for indicating a safe word. About the only practical use for it in my book is to muffle sound so you don't wake up the neighborhood during play.
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