Maladies of Age
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Posted:Dec 11, 2021 10:44 pm
Last Updated:Jun 17, 2023 11:45 am 2705 Views
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It's rough getting old living on the farm, sometimes without thinking - I wet my plants. 🤣. Then there are the emotional times... sometimes I laugh so hard tears run down my legs...🤣. 🤔Not to mention the longing memories of you, loved one's and old friends...God I wish you were beer!😯🤪. Sometimes it's a fruitless pursuit of rewards... especially before planting season 😆.
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The ind Cashier
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Posted:Sep 29, 2021 8:55 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 5:9 pm 2450 Views
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A woman goes into the Bass Pro Shop to a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesnt know which one get so she just grabs one and goes over the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop on the counter, I can tell you everything about from the sound makes."
She doesnt believe him but drops on the counter anyway.
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and -LB. test line. Its a good all around combination and its on sale this week for $20.00."
She says, "Its amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"
As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Master Card", he says.
She bends down pick up her MasterCard and accidentally passes wind. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes is no way the blind clerk could tell was she tooted. Being blind, he wouldnt know that she was the person around. The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34.50 please.'
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, Didnt you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?
He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck is $.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50."
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Salesman of the year
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Posted:Sep 28, 2021 1:37 pm
Last Updated:Jun 17, 2023 11:44 am 2396 Views
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A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes
to a big department store looking for a job.
The manager says, Do you have any sales experience?
The says,;Yeah, I was a salesman back home in
Texas.
Well, the boss liked the so he gave him the job.
"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and
see how you did.
His first day on the job was rough but he got through
it. After the store was locked up, the boss came
down."How many sales did you make today
The says, One.
The boss says, "ust one? Our sales people average 20
or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"
says, $101,237.64.
Boss says, $101,237.64? What the hell did you sell?
says, First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I
sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger
fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I
asked him where he was going fishing and he said down
at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat,
so we went down to the boat department and I sold him
that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he did not
think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him
down to the automotive department and sold him that
4X4 Blazer."
The boss said, A guy came in here to buy a fish hook
and you sold him a boat and truck?
says,No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons
for his wife and I said,Well, your weekend is shot,
you might as well go fishing.
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Stepping up, voyeur9 or damaged goods
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Posted:Sep 28, 2021 11:16 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 5:9 pm 2220 Views
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I see a lot of people join the site, but are their expectations real? A lot of folks,(myself included), start by joining and looking around. We want be seen just enough not be seen. Not knowing, understanding the full extent of what is free and what is not. We don't fully fill out our profile with an introduction, answer key relevant questions or give oblique, vanilla, vague non-committal answers nor do we make a lot of friends right off the bat,(with the exception of the women, lol). We live vicariously through the more active members. This is most everyone's voyeuristic phase. Some do not make beyond this phase either becoming disenfranchised or dropping out completely.
Then you have people that take a step up for various reasons. Some think its enough post pictures of their anatomy as a way to draw people to them. 's all they have offer and have the intellect or personality of a piece of paper. Then you have the one's that will add a blurb about themselves, a slight mention of their intentions, predilections or preferences and a generic or titillating photo. This phase is Stepping Up.
Other's you may find post everything they do or say - including how their past or current relationship sucks so bad. But never actually tell you anything about their habits, interests or otherwise. They'll friend you to feel more important to themselves, but nothing else to move forward. Some say ask me, but tell you nothing. Are these people damaged goods?
are the few that are the genuine article - real people. They are not a bot, not a scam artist, but the REAL McCoy. They fill out their profile, specify what they are looking for and why. They post candid, alluring, sexy, or honest photos. They are honest, earnest, loyal, fun, exciting and humorous people are comfortable with they are, wherever they are. They may have several friends or not, but their candor is genuine...this is me.
However, then are some from each category I've mentioned above that are easily offended if, for goodness sake, you have an allergy smoke, a particular diet, you're married or in a relationship, got the vaccine, didn't get because of health, political stance, favorite sport or team etc, but it doesn't mean that you have view them with bigotries or racist light- can't we all still be friends. What is the world coming where honest, conversation or good natured humor cannot be had in a chat room, online, over a cup of coffee, drink or meal? Lighten up, laugh and live.
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Life is about perspectives
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Posted:Sep 15, 2021 12:28 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 5:9 pm 1892 Views
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There were three ants scouting about a house. they made their way to the bathroom and were tired. It was dark so they decided to rest for the night and continue tomorrow.
One ant found the sink and decided to rest there.
The second made his way to the edge of the tub and found a spot between the inner an outer shower curtains.
The third on found his way to the toilet, it smelled fragrant and the small trickling sound of water put him right to sleep.
The next morning they met back up to continue their journey and began conversing.
"Oh man! What a great night's sleep," said the first ant.
"Yes, it was," chimed the second one.
"Are you kidding me? You didn't hear it? The thunder and lightning and rain - if it hadn't been for that log last night... I would've drowned!"
The grass is never greener on one side of the fence than the other. It's how the light shines on the grass from your perspective that makes it look more appealing than it really is.
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Sometimes the simplest...
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Posted:Sep 11, 2021 12:40 pm
Last Updated:Sep 11, 2021 3:46 pm 1261 Views
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Recently, I had an unusual response that upon reflection brought me profound joy. Oh, we all know the adage - "The simplest things in life are free" "The simplest things in life bring great joy." Sometimes the simplest answer is the and less is more. I'm a very detailed, observant person and always take note, but express my observation in appreciative manner others...and yes even am on the receiving end as well. This however, I did not expect - a detailed, articulate, intellectual, sophisticated, succinct adulation of something I naturally do and think of it. It does wonders for one's ego and selfworth. I thought perhaps, just perhaps that might be beneficial in a myriad of applications... personally and professionally. Not too often, as it would be too laborious and cause an over inflated ego. Occasionally though, a nice extra touch. Your Sub would shows much appreciation for your thoughtful care because, it is important to provide the care and strengthen their trust. Remember, it's not all pain and self serving bondage, but structure, balance and pleasure psychologically and physically. Try it out, but not so much as create a monster.
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Preparation is necessary
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Posted:Sep 7, 2021 12:05 pm
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 5:9 pm 1538 Views
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Have you ever actually talked to a person from here?
I have, sometimes it seems awkward as if they were unprepared yo actually talk to a live person. Oh, its easy enough to chat in a chatroom or via text, but when the reality of the fact there is actually a live person on the other end of the phone sets in they tense up.
Sometimes, they are shaken by the fact they told some untruths and are called on it. Other times it seems rehearsed all to well and red flags start flying, bells or sirens ringing in your head. So, be honest. If one will lie to you they will steal from you and vice versa.
Then there are the times when there are no expectations, both are at ease and it feels like you are catching up with a long lost friend, bit in fact you've simply made a nee one. Those are the best times.
This is the approach I take - be guarded to an extent, no expectations, put the other at ease. Nothing will forced or go beyond the boundaries without permission. I personally, have neveret a stranger, (so to speak, lol), I make myself at home wherever I am and find humor can break the ice. And I show interest, ask questions to engage the other party and put them at ease.
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Fu*k you,fun*k me, Now that I have your attention...
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Posted:Sep 7, 2021 6:50 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 5:9 pm 1224 Views
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Men want a hook-up, women want something more - usually.
Every now and then the alure, attraction or desire does take over. Then there are those rare disorders of nymphomania, but more common bi-polar or split personalities which a chemical imbalance.
A lot of men have misconceptions of a hook-up, an affair not unlike do so many concerning BDSM - that its raw, abusive and they're done.
There reality is that both men and women are not getting all of their needs met physically, emotionally or sexually It's more common to not communicate, bury it, hide it or swallow it to maintain the status quo. There is nothing wrong with enjoying sex alone, with your partner or multiple partners. Be safe, respectful and enjoy whether its discreetly or out in the open.
The younger are rebellious, quick to experiment over zealously. The middle aged have regrets and anxieties they have too much to lose only not to realize they are a prisoner of their own device. The older are quick to call it as it truly is, - if it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duc.. its a duc
If one had a better study of a true BDSM relationship they would understand the amount of communication, importance of the little things that are required to gain the trust, maintain the health, well-being, boundaries, and the passion such as aftercare, cuddling, reward and punishment.
This is oversimplified I know, and there are exceptions to every rule, but I'm not here to write a book about it. If you want or need that little something else, laugh with, extra passion, sex and touch...we are here for that. Do be an ass to make yourself feel superior at the cost of demeaning or hurting another...enjoy the passion.
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Public sex?
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Posted:Aug 29, 2021 9:31 pm
Last Updated:May 20, 2024 5:9 pm 1385 Views
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It's the thrill you may get caught doing something that is natural, but socially unacceptable. Thoughts? I have enjoyed various venues and never been noticed. On Main Street, in the woods, in the car, at sporting events, restaurants and theater's
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