Profile that I can't put up.
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Posted:Sep 6, 2021 10:39 pm
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2021 10:44 pm 2005 Views
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Still under construction but my biggest pet peeve is blank profiles so I have to put something.
Working on stuff. I don't use this as a hook-up site, that being said I am looking for a Top to play with. Got all my shots (didn't get my flu shot last season, but I never do) & it's a requirement for said Top to be vaxxed up too (I know, I know. There's a whole Titanic worth of crap about it but I figured, I'd rather be a guinea pig sooner than later).
Enough politics. I'm aware of the different clubs that are open & if I'm going to have safe sex, might as well be masked up too. Sex is not on the table by the way, only looking for someone to do impact play & the various fetishes I have listed below. It's a long list & it is really to thin those who don't like to read out.
Wow, that was easier than I thought. This is no guarantee of play. Just putting my feelers out there at the moment.
Enter if you dare foolish mortals.
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one day while in the GL Chatroom
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Posted:Jul 29, 2010 7:06 pm
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2021 8:03 pm 41074 Views
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Wwe were talking & Martha Stewart came up.
This is something that someone posted somewhere else. Enjoy
MARTHA STEWART'S DUNGEON
By Laurie Richards
Hello. I'm Martha Stewart. As you must know, the BDSM world is not just for leather aficionados. And as you also know, the holidays are just around the corner. It's the perfect time to show your devotion to your Masters and Mistresses or to reward your cherished subs and slaves. On today's show I will show you some of my favorite handmade tools and toys. Let's step into my dungeon. There's no reason for a dungeon to be dark and dank. As you can see, my dungeon is nice and cozy, decorated with simple country charm. The spanking bench's hand-made quilted cover easily comes off and can be machine washed. These quilted shackles are completely washable as well – I used a pair of old socks and some quilting material to make them. And they are so comfortable. .. as my slave Josh could tell
you if he wasn't wearing a matching sensory deprivation hood lined with soft lambs' wool imported from Tibet.
I made the St Andrew's cross from two planks from an old barn I had torn down to make room for my new Everything Martha store. The shingles from that same barn created this lovely set of paddling gloves. The wood shingles are carefully sanded and painted in
country blue and dusty rose before being set in a faux fur surrounding. I've used faux mink, fox, and rabbit for these ones. I will show you a few of my favorite handmade toys before introducing a very special guest.
I bought a standard flogger and decoupaged the handle. It's far more attractive and less intimidating to a new sub. Of course the simplest project is the homemade candles that illuminate my dungeon. Watch any episode of my show and you'll see how I make all of my candles. Or buy my book, Candle Making with Martha. Autographed editions are available at Everything Martha.
Now I want to introduce you to Arnie Mickelmeyer, my personal Paddle maker. Arnie, I just love the personal touch you add to all of your hand-made wooden paddles. What are you going to show us today?
Well, Martha, as you know, a lot of Doms out there would like to leave their mark on their pet, but they don't want to mess with tattoos or brands. Here's my solution: monogrammed paddles. With every slap of
this paddle the bottom will know whom he or she belongs to. If you really want to impress that special someone, take your jigsaw and after carefully blocking out the letters on the paddle, carefully saw the letters out and you have a personalized paddle. Here's one I just
finished.
Why it says Martha! How thoughtful! Merry Christmas
Homemaking Goddess. Well, while I see how well my new paddle works, we'll take a commercial break. Bend over Arnie! While we're on the subject of paddles, I thought I would show you a great way to protect these erotic discipline tools. Paddle covers can add a touch of
vanilla to an otherwise spicy relationship. They're easy to make, just a thin sheet of fiberfill sewn between two pieces of muslin fabric. I prefer a floral print. A great addition is to sew buttons or beads on to the cover; or to add metal pellets before you sew up the paddle cover, sort of like filling a bean bag.
Either way, your bottom won't soon forget the TLC you've shown by creating these protective covers for your favorite toys, that is, if you want to keep the cover on while you use the paddle!
A variation is to create smaller covers for your riding crops.
The holidays mean it's time for another Christmas play party. Before my guests arrive, take a look at what I've done. The tables are decked with lovely human centerpieces that also act as hors d'oeuvres holders. My favorite is the slave skewered with the sausage and
cheese bites. Those trees aren't really trees, but subs! They are just beautiful wrapped in green saran wrap, garland, fresh cut evergreen boughs, and lights – and I sewed the ornaments on them myself!
Do make sure you take the necessary precautions before you skillfully sew tinsel and ornaments on to anyone. It would be awful if one of your cherished slaves got lead poisoning from some cheap ornaments made in China. That's why I also suggest that you don't buy ornaments
that don't have the Martha seal of approval... available via my catalogue, my Everything Martha store, or at your local K-Mart. The plastic wrap should be high quality; colored shrink wrap is extremely hard to find in holiday colors, which is why I have opted for the common kitchen alternative. You will also want to make sure the Christmas tree subs are secured upright ... there's nothing worse than a sub who enters subspace while wrapped and causes a commotion when
they fall over.
Come with me to see what I've done outside . Please keep in mind that this is faux snow...a combination of white Christmas tree flocking and shiny cellophane snow. I would never have my slaves and switches
out here dressed up like Santa and his reindeer for hours on end in real snow! Really, I don't know why Santa doesn't wear leather chaps and a motorcycle jacket more often! Santa, don't whip Vixen too
much; she needs to stay standing till my party is over! Blitzen, your tail is slipping out! I want to hear your bells ... Santa, whip them all soundly! Much better! Ah, I see my guests are arriving. I hope to see you next week when I show you how to build your own designer cages and show you what you can do with all that leftover holiday fruitcake!
For now, I'm Mistress Martha Stewart. Goodbye!
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Posted:Jul 29, 2010 7:02 pm
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2021 8:03 pm 39320 Views
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Oh man it's been a loooooong while since i posted something.
But i'm here to post something else, please read the next blog.
we thank you for Yyour support.
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♫♪ Happy Holidays... Happy Holidays ♪♫
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Posted:Dec 24, 2009 12:27 pm
Last Updated:Aug 4, 2010 7:45 pm 39723 Views
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OK
this lil pagan bug is just stopping by to say... Happy Solstice, belated Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, have a happy Festivus & Happy Kwanzaa(which starts the 26th), Feliz Navidad, Happy New Years, i'm not sure when it starts but Merry Christmas for Orthdox Christian observers...
i would say Gong Hay Fat Choy but i think i'll write before then.
Enjoy, be careful walking, may Santa be generous, may Krampus not snatch your larvae & be good to Yyourselves & each Oother..
the-almost-dismembered-a-limb-just-walking-to-work-this-morning-wishing-she-really-had-wings(St Nick you listening) flutterer
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Posted:Nov 29, 2009 8:43 am
Last Updated:Dec 25, 2009 8:17 pm 37339 Views
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How does one deal with brain farts & writers block?
That's what i'm going through. But i'm working on something & discovering things about someOne as the days go on.
Right now it's not the kill it is the thrill of the chase & i don't think you really want to hear that...
Remember to bundle up, the winter winds aren't here as of it & it's a lil disconcerning to this bug that it's passed Turkey day & it still hasn't snowed yet (yep i said it).
enjoy
the-having-fun-getting-"Run"ned-over flutter
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Sidetracks, detours & interesting happenstances
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Posted:Nov 13, 2009 7:43 am
Last Updated:Nov 27, 2009 10:20 pm 37361 Views
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Hey Ffolks,
my Grandmother kindly reminded me of the day... so-
Happy Friday the 13th Yy'all!!!!
Life has taken a strange trip in this chapter, nothing concrete & no info i really want to divulge at this time, but i'll keep you posted.
Enjoy the day, watch out for them black cats (yeah i have 2 of them) & ladders (with those i have another 5 years of bad luck max).
the-quietly-twitchin'-with-excitement-to-the-point-where-Frankenfurter-would-be-proud flutterer
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be cautious
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Posted:Nov 9, 2009 1:34 pm
Last Updated:Nov 10, 2009 5:05 pm 37946 Views
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With some of the recent events lately, all i can say to the men & women, Doms & subs, Tops & bottoms-
Let's be careful out there.
Wwe know why were here, but some out there are dangerous. Yeah i'm preaching to the choir but sometimes Wwe just need a lil reminder.
just-remembers-the-old-roll-call-guy-from-Hill-St-Blues flutterer
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Posted:Nov 5, 2009 8:12 pm
Last Updated:Mar 2, 2018 3:45 am 37591 Views
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No i'm not depressed.
Maybe i'm being a bit of a emotional vampire so i apologize.
i really meant to just be a bit introspective & wanting to make amends to those whose toes i suspect i stepped on.
all is well & calm in this neck of the woods.
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Posted:Nov 4, 2009 8:10 pm
Last Updated:Nov 6, 2009 9:47 am 38961 Views
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i'm in a strange space.
i'm not sure where to go at this point.
For a while now i've had this feeling that i'm doing things wrong or leading those around me astray. i truly don't want to burn any bridges because i'm not clued into what's going on around me. i think i'm not going to speak my mind as much & try to listen a whole lot more.
But Tthose that know me, please let if i'm being too self-absorbed or if i'm doing something wrong.
the-realizes-that-this-post-has-way-too-many-i's-while-sniffling flutterer
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wasted time
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Posted:Nov 4, 2009 8:00 pm
Last Updated:Aug 4, 2010 7:49 pm 38433 Views
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A young girl once thought of her first day of school, walking w her mom & her baby sister in a stroller, turning the corner towards a looming school.
A precocious once daydreamed of playing guitar for the masses while opening for Ozzy Osbourne.
A hopefully young lady thinks of her wedding date, in a small church dressed in white, her long-haired groom looking dapper in a black suit.
A young woman, with endless possibilities, thought it would be a hoot to do accounting work pro-bono after she got her CPA degree.
A woman, after finding one who she thought was her soul mate, starts to plan for a future.
An older woman thinks of all these things while playing Solitaire, thinking what next...
What does she do at this point, where does she go after a lifetime of near misses & "what ifs".
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