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A simple canadian fuck slut

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Police stop
Posted:Jan 23, 2007 3:15 pm
Last Updated:Mar 16, 2007 9:17 pm
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Coming home today I passed a police car parked behind another car on side of road with lights flashing. I suppose some lucky person was on verge of getting an increase in insurance rates with a speeding ticket.

Which got me to thinking.

Its been a few years since I was last pulled over and then I only got a warning. Perhaps it was because I can play role of 'dumb blonde' as well as anyone, also I have a pretty good smile and perhaps ... just perhaps, a button or two on my blouse was undone showing fair amount of cleavage. Actually I do remember that the officer's eyes kept straying southward during the warning instead of looking at my face.

So here's the question .... how far would you go to charm your way out of a ticket? Or if you're the officer what would you accept as sufficient services to give us slutty speeders a warning instead of a ticket.

To be honest I think I'd like to be coaxed into giving Mr Policeman an earth shattering blowjob like the gal in the pic.
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Winter time blahs
Posted:Jan 6, 2007 8:21 am
Last Updated:Feb 14, 2007 11:52 am
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Woke up this morning to see that another storm blew in last night and dumped a couple more inches of snow. This bunny is very definitely a beach bunny and not a snow bunny. Either sunbathing by pool in bikini or frolicking in warm remote woods is my activity of choice. I've tried skiiing and sledding and snowboarding but have decided the best thing about trips to ski lodges is the hot tub with glass of most anything in my hand.

With that in mind I am going to risk the wraith of ALT with this question. Is there much interest out there if I start a group in y*h00 featuring pics and/or personal stories of like-minded people stripping and playing in the woods? You can find me there as me.
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A bit of XXXMas fun
Posted:Jan 5, 2007 2:39 am
Last Updated:Mar 16, 2007 9:16 pm
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Just wondering how you cocks would react if you saw me hitchhiking in my xmas suit? Would you immediately pull over to over me a ride even if you were going in the other direction? Would your dick be rock hard ready for my special attention even in the cold winter day? Or would you simply crash off the side of the road into a snowbank at the sight of a gal like me hitchhiking dressed like that.
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A Christmas card
Posted:Dec 20, 2006 9:31 am
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2007 1:36 pm
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Five more sleeps then I get to open all those interesting looking gifts stached under the tree. I hope you all like my Xmas picture.
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Merry Christmas
Posted:Dec 16, 2006 10:10 am
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2006 9:25 am
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Just taking this opportunity to wish every one a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

I'll be spending the holidays with relatives then its down to Vancouver to Loran's place for a wild New Year's eve.
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TV Watching
Posted:Sep 25, 2006 4:43 pm
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2007 9:45 pm
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ok ok ok I admit it. I am a slut who also loves to spend some evenings with my feet up watching TV. Especially quirky well-written shows. Some of my favorites are .......

The Sopranos ... here in my neck of the woods we're a year behind the latest shows which is a bitch cause I love the plot lines. Most of the characters are not people you'd want as neighbors but the stories are so well done that I'm hooked on the show. Also when it first came out I fell in lust with one of the strippers at Tony's club. Never could learn her name as she was never listed in credits. And its pretty hard to google for 'Stripper on 3rd pole from the right'. Am sad to discover that I can't find her on the stage any more as she had awesome looks and a body perfect for snuggling, fondling and kissing.

DeadWood... A western thats just started up here in Canada. Once again I think its a year behind the current season on HBO but oh well. For some insane reason cable companies are not allowed to carry HBO here in canada so we have to keep fingers crossed that another broadcaster will re-air shows.

Amazing Race... its the only reality show that I've found interesting enough to keep watching. Shows like Idol and Apprentice quickly lost their appeal for me. Not sure yet which team I want to see win.

Dead Like Me ... a quirky show that only lasted two seasons before being cancelled but I love it. Its about a young girl who is killed in the first episode from a falling toilet seat from a disintegrating russian space craft and then becomes a grim reaper collecting souls of people just before they die.

Studio 60 ... great plot lines and dialog, kinda like early years of the West Wing. Not too surprising as Adam Sorokin is the producer as he was with West Wing before they canned him. And I see some of the actors from West Wing on this show too.

Corner Gas ... ok I gotta admit, this may be a total "Huh???" to non-canadians reading this. Its a comedy set in a very small town in Saskatchewan. Also has no laugh track which makes it hard for american watchers to know when to think something funny has happened.

Wonderland ... staying canadian here. Its a show about life of badly paid, overworked public defenders in Vancouver court system.

I hope to hear from you readers about your favorite shows so I can know which ones to make time for. Well this is two blog entries in a row that are non-sexual. I promise to turn back into being a sex-craved slut kitten for next one.
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Cowards ...... Time wasters.
Posted:Sep 25, 2006 3:55 pm
Last Updated:Mar 16, 2007 9:15 pm
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Just a bit of a rant about those cowards who send me email or try to add me to their friends list without posting a decent face pic in their profile.

Unlike what typical horny males must think most women like me are NOT only interested in what your cock looks like. While I do drool over some I've seen I always always want to see what you look like first. And I'm pretty sure I've made that clear in my profile.

But still I keep getting email from dolts being very explicit in what they want me to do but lack the 'balls' to even show me what they look like. And sometimes I even get angry email calling me names when I refuse friend invites from faceless cowards too.

One idiot in paticular keeps sending me email and keeps trying to add comments to my blogs and I keep merrily deleting them without reading them.

Get with the program guys.... if you lack the confidence to post a face pic then you'll never have a hope of getting a response or flicker of interest from me.
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Pony Girl
Posted:Sep 1, 2006 6:30 am
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2007 8:41 am
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And yet another fantasy from my mind. This picture of Amber Michaels has always excited me.

To have a demanding beautiful Mistress strip me naked then harness to her cart as her pony, to feel her lash on my bum cheeks making me run faster, to hear the laughter and comments of her watching friends would be a real pleasure one day. And then to please her by winning a race against other ponygirls and rewarded by being allowed to worship her body later with my tongue and fingers always excites me.

Anyone have a private farm with a cart and harness for this pony?
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Whats a group name???
Posted:Aug 27, 2006 5:54 am
Last Updated:Jan 31, 2007 5:42 am
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I was down at local pub with some friends of mine last night. Food was good, company excellant and conversations wide-ranging and often quite erotic. Anyways one question Karen asked was never quite answered to everyones satisfaction and I am still curious about the correct answer.

A group of whales is a 'pod', wolves a 'pack', crows a 'murder' and so on. But what is the proper name for a group of sluts??? 'Harem' and 'Bevy' were suggested but we agreed both didn't capture the spirit of what several horny eager-to-please, willing-to-do-anything-anytime sluts would have. My guy Barry laughed and said he didn't know either but knew sluts when he saw them then in front of laughing friends kissed me with his hand sliding into my blouse to cup and squeeze my bra-less boobs.

So here is the question ..... what do you call a group of sluts?????
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Pussy service too
Posted:Aug 21, 2006 6:37 am
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2007 3:21 pm
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Please understand.... while sometimes I enjoy pulling on my leathers and enjoying myself as a domme with a submissive sub male or female, I really get hot being the slut toy for a dominent Mistress. Take total control of me and make me worship every inch of your gorgeous delectable body. Dress me in slut clothes for an evening of cruising the bars or keep me naked at home at your feet for extended sessions of flogging and licking and I'll be happy.
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