The song lyrics in my status.
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Posted:May 16, 2022 3:54 pm
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2023 6:18 am 1545 Views
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I'm a music fiend, especially old songs that are Rock, Pop, Country for about 1980 on.
For 4/16/2023 is "What's it Gonna Be" by Jessica Simpson - "Box" has a very special meaning to me. It was referred to as genitals in certain circles!
For 6/15/2022 is "Where Life Begins" by Madonna - I love the line where she says "I think its beginning to rain"
For 6/7/2022 is "Two for the Price of One" by ABBA its on The Visitors album. When my mother-in-law moved into our house, this song became hilarious for me, although there was not sexual relationship there. I still chuckle then I hear this song.
For 5/18/2022 is "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band. This song surprised them when it took off in the Country charts. I think I read that in Country Music Weekly back when I had a subscription. This song is always fun to hear!
For 5/16/2022 is "Tonight" by Sugarland - I was on my way home from lunch with my work buddies (we do this monthly to connect, since we all work from home.) Anyways, I had to put "Tonight" on repeat and scream it while driving, Just totally awesome!
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Scat Fiction 2: CEO Maria
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Posted:May 3, 2022 10:10 pm
Last Updated:May 14, 2022 12:27 pm 1465 Views
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CEO Maria
For a 50-something woman, being selected as CEO for a major corporation, that is just so cool! It was great when the board invited me to a private meeting stating that the man that I would replace just didn't meet their expectations, I was honored.
A year later, the company stock is from $10 to $300, these guys love me. I was given the leeway from the board to create a sustainable branch of the company, to improve our public image.
I hired a delightful woman to run our new sustainable branch, Amy is great, she is a real go-getter, she gets lots of shit done, regardless of how hard it may be.
In a large meeting, Amy was talking about recycling, she said, "You can always save water by going to the bathroom for your spouse by recycling his or her waste products."
My nipples got hard from that, I knew exactly what she was getting at! I mean, She said you can eat the shit out of your spouse and go to the bathroom for them, to save an extra toilet flush!
I'm a single, successful woman that never re-married after 2 divorces. Men just didn't get me, so I started satisfying myself by eating my own shit. I'm so type-A that most men just couldn't take my speed, I'd run them over and leave them for dead.
"Amy, that was a terrific presentation you made today. God, do I love your recycling idea!"
"Thanks, it usually lets people know that I'm into scat without using the word."
"Lets meet after work to save some water!"
I just saw the spot she made in her pants.
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