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trying to enjoy life, as much as possible. Always welcome a helping hand

So you think the trojan was cool
Posted:Jan 19, 2024 6:48 am
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2024 6:29 am
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They got it going on, in India
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Good to know
Posted:Jan 16, 2024 3:19 pm
Last Updated:Jan 18, 2024 4:00 am
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safety
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Did the Beatles see into the future?
Posted:Jan 15, 2024 7:46 am
Last Updated:Jan 17, 2024 9:52 am
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seems that way to me
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When the light is right
Posted:Jan 10, 2024 4:32 am
Last Updated:Jan 18, 2024 9:22 am
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Breathtaking artwork in tonight’s sky near Bessemer Mountain Wyoming
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The Query
Posted:Jan 9, 2024 1:11 pm
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2024 7:46 am
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Dear Tech Support,
"Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed: Desperate
The response (that came weeks later out of the blue)
Dear Desperate,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the Tears application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta version.
Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0.
Good Luck
Tech Support
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Had enough of the political ramblings ?
Posted:Jan 7, 2024 9:30 am
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2024 3:29 am
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Here's one more
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Another truth
Posted:Jan 7, 2024 5:44 am
Last Updated:Jan 18, 2024 4:15 am
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I can not argue against this point
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Something hard
Posted:Jan 6, 2024 1:53 pm
Last Updated:Jan 10, 2024 6:54 am
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realization
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What do you see?
Posted:Jan 4, 2024 9:49 am
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2024 1:48 pm
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A little rocky...
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Proven Scientific FACT!
Posted:Jan 4, 2024 7:07 am
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2024 1:49 pm
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The eyes have it!
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