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The day of the dead barbie
Posted:Sep 14, 2019 2:40 pm
Last Updated:Sep 14, 2019 2:43 pm
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So mattel came out with a barbie to celebrate mexicos day of the dead. Her face is painted in a traditional sugar skull fashion..her hair is black and she is wearing ( what i as a white guy would say) traditional mexican full length dress?

Alot of people are having a problem with barbie..calling it a misappropriation of culture..

My problem with this is the doll is clearly white barbie...they literally took white barbie and gave her raven dark hair..
What's next..changing her name to Beto?

Doesnt barbie have hispanic friends? Is there no hispanic barbie? If mattle afraid a mexican barbie wouldnt sell as well?..

If mattle secretly racist...?

Despite all the bs..i love the day of the dead..
But its THEIR..holiday...

Wouldnt have been nice to see a hispanic doll instead
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Living in a fish bowl
Posted:Sep 14, 2019 10:47 am
Last Updated:Sep 14, 2019 2:12 pm
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I tend to see the internet as a fish bowl.

I never understood why people assume there is this harmonious balance and everyone is supposed to get along.

In your bowl you can put in fish of the same species or fish of various species...

Eventually one of those fish is gonna get eaten..it is there nature.

So why are we surprised that omg...it doesnt matter if your pro or anti...trump.,,or whatever...

Humans will troll..they will attack..and bully the fuck out of people.. it is their nature...esp to eat their own

Why are we shocked.
.we created this fish bowl..this 4 squared reality where we feel like people need to know where we are at or what we are doing at any given momment
...we need to take dozens of pics of us at various spots or in various states of undress
or pics of what we are eating...or updates on our ..

Now we all gotta swim in it...the smart ones hide themselves until they see fish flakes floating on the surface..

The dumb ones engage in these twitter wars..live on instagram....and become the fish food
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Ms monopoly....the new way to market a product
Posted:Sep 14, 2019 8:59 am
Last Updated:Sep 14, 2019 6:36 pm
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If you didnt hear monopoly is coming out with a new version of their game. Ms monopoly

But who cares...there are literally 100s of versions of this old game...like the Simpson's edition etc.

And most likely we all have monopoly at home already. We arent gonna a new set no matter how big of GOT fans we are.

In this ms monopoly game the female competitors get extra at the start and passed go. The players get less.

So yes they are trying to this game as an example of the wage gap...

Okay....in a board game no less?

But im not complaining. It actually has nothing to do with the wage gap, rather it is the new method of ,marketing your product.

It is a method has been used the video game industry for about 2 yrs now. You do something pc...and then twitter explodes, the fan boys rant, everyone thinks themselves a blogger and talks about your product.
An example in hollywood is replacing a white character like magneto with a black actor.
Or like in video games removing gender from your game and just letting the player select a body type.

Seems harmless..wtf cares...but youd be suprised how many people make a living either being so pc or so anti.
Its all free advertising

So yeah you got a product noone plays with and its just gathering dust?... simply interject the lgbtq?..simply say furby is transgendered and not for white dudes...

It's a marketing scam...disney doesnt care about diversity..hasbro doesnt care about the wage gap..
Video game designer dont care about transgenered people..

Why? Cause white males make up a portion of their sales.
They know the white boys will bitch..but still gonna see star wars..
So they poke the bear for the free publicity....they assume anti white boy means an instant alternative .

The problem...when you poke too often and share of your market just boycotts ..like in the case of the movie solo. The movie revenues go down..but so does the merch and the toys...where the real comes from

Im really not mad at a ms monopoly edition.. give the female players more...who cares..

Cause noone plays this tired old game anymore..
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Just being..good enough
Posted:Sep 9, 2019 9:15 pm
Last Updated:Sep 10, 2019 1:37 pm
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I pride myself on being. .a..resourceful... motherfucker

I never claimed i was the best anything

And yes...somedays i literally pull shit out of ass..

the amazement of those around me..well not real shit.( gross) i mean repairs etc.

I am not the best...i never claimed be

I am..just good enough..
(and is enough piss some people off).

I was told i am not bright ( by ex no less)..in one of her painful emails. I apparently don't know..
Everything...( insert crickets)

??? Really?



But look deep and you will see the light...

Im the king of 10 cents fixes.....

Im the white trash " mcgyver".

Some days you dont need the best...just saddle up and enjoy the ride

Good enough..some days..is..fuck
Good enough.

Roll with the guy can get you down the road and survive another day...duct tape is your friend.

Why? Cause guy has endured life..he has the scars

He is just good enough.

And somedays...it is what you need.
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Brittney runs a marathon..your thoughts on health and weight
Posted:Sep 4, 2019 5:04 am
Last Updated:Sep 4, 2019 7:48 pm
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I was wondering if this movie interest anyone.

And are you okay with the part where her doctor tells her she has health issues due to her weight. A subject that is rarely addressed in movies

I know this is a touchy subject..esp for women. As a society we tend to see an overweight man as one happymeal away from a heart attack. If he is overweight he obvious has health issues.
But with women it's...different..society wants to say she is fine..

And godbless she might be...she might be blessed with great genes

But i know with me there is a range for my weight.. maybe a 30lbs swing...an unhealthy 205 something that eats fast foods and doesnt exercise..
And a 180 dude that lives on a treadmill..and eats salads.

Now someone will say..oh boo hoo leo only 205 on a dude..? What are you bitching about..isnt that the new norm? How is that overweight?

For my body 25-30lbs is the difference between high bp and a chance of a heart attack or stroke..to be on meds or not

Now im not implying that everyone is like me...i am just giving my personal example..

For some people extra weight can quickly add up..

So is it wrong to address this topic in a movie?

Is it wrong to suggest that being overweight may be harmful to some womens health...without fatshaming them?
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The key to sucess? Copy/ paste...and add boobs
Posted:Sep 3, 2019 1:42 pm
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2019 7:58 pm
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I find youtube be an experimental lab when it comes psychology..

If you want fame, fortune,women...all it takes is a bit of success

How do you get success? When in doubt simply steal/ copy someone
That is sucessful.

If there is a guy on youtube with a million followers is bitching about star wars,
Ask yourself...do you know star wars?

If the answer is yes then simply copy his format and let the bitchfest begin.

Do you know star wars? If no..
Ask yourself if you have boobs..
No offense but there are plenty of ladies skate on the channels subject matter and merely expose their breast..
Give yourself a cute objectifying title like..
Rollin eyes cause yes she exist...starwars ..

And yes she is short on knowledge but big in the breast dept .

So she gets some fame,fortune, influence without knowing alot about the actual topic..

Dont get me wrong.. not sexist..i wish i could do the
Same and just whip my dick ..lol

But i dont think america is ready for
It
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Men..in beards
Posted:Sep 2, 2019 2:12 pm
Last Updated:Sep 2, 2019 2:13 pm
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I never got the lumber sexual ..the buzzed hairdo FROM 1920 with the duck dynasty beard. If that turns you on..then ...rolling eyes

But then again i never undestood the whole duck dynasty thing...a beard that long literally is a crumb cruncher.

I get shaving is a bitch..

Maybe im biased.. ive never been able to grow a good..more or less great beard. Hell i still cant at 50.

BUT i've notice since my last haircut..how thin my hair is up there..like omg did my stylist like cut a whole patch ..?
I knew i was thinning on top but holy shit..

Yet you see balder men in the supermarket and its no biggie..
Cause they are rockin some form of beard..

Maybe they are compensating...maybe that is how men deal with it..
Maybe i should follow suit..

Something to ponder
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How dumb are people in power..the twitter edition
Posted:Sep 2, 2019 11:47 am
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2019 1:27 pm
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So yeah i watch alot of youtube...it is becoming an alternative source for news and info.

Alot of corporations are getting " political " but i will
Do best keep this post non political...

I will use disney corp as an example. It is fairly obvious that a certain segment of the company leans left.
So it isnt a surprise
see them hiring writer,directors, etc that also lean left..

No biggie...really.

But these are the same directors etc that will either block,scrub or delete all their social media tweets then

Why? Cause now they are a director or writer for disney or netflix and the public isnt allowed to see what trolls these people are.

Funny disney didnt care how hateful these people were when they were hired...yet its funny how their twitter account gets closed as soon as they get the job.

Like i said im not making this political..

But how dumb is the disney corp?.people on youtube quickly unearthed all these director/ writers mean tweets..

Hell netflix hired an admitted pedo..a 27 yr old female producer ( tv cartoon is called 12 and me)who blogged about wanting molesting minor boys..she even called herself a pedo in that blog post.

And yep those tweets got deleted.. only to turn up online the next day..
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Finally stopped hurting today..my closure with my dog
Posted:Sep 1, 2019 1:17 pm
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2019 1:40 pm
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I shared on one aweful week in febuary my ..the mighty titus pullo..wonder westie went from begging for bacon on sunday..
To sleeping alot monday
To not eating anything and having no energy.
To barely moving his hind legs..to just laying there

And i knew my yr buddy was dying. He out lived his life and was an old . But it broke my heart

I havent blogged of him since...

Death literally scares the fuck out of ..
No i dont fear my own death..whatever.
Death has stolen everything i have ever loved.

And i bured my in the cold February ground.

For 6 months i dilly dallied putting up a grave marker.

But today i finally put it up in the backyard.

Everything comes full circle..the last time i held/ kissed titus i had his body in my arm. I sat on the front porch crying as i preparing his cardboard make shift casket.

And now i drink some vodka in his memmory as sit in same front porch chair.

I went with a beach theme..
Why? Cause i always imagined everyone i ever loved would be on a beach in heaven.

So yeah..to me this is a small glimmer of happiness


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The i dont know what im doing man problem when it comes to traditionally women products
Posted:Sep 1, 2019 12:45 pm
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2019 1:45 pm
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And no im not taking about tampons..

Ive dyed my hair in the past, but stopped doing it because duh im a dude and would most likely fuck it up..stain my hands,face or ears.

Plus what good is dyed hair when any growth of facial hair reveals how gray you really are.

Now like most men i am pasted the comb over stage..
So i figured who gives a fuck.

But what little i do have in front turned gray and i look like pepe le pew..

And it bothered me...so yeah i dyed it today..including my moustache to match..

And i think i went a shade too dark..like communist stalin dark.

So these companies need to have a product called.. omg im clueless despite these simplistic directions cause i now look like the former leader of communist russia.
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