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Pulling your own strings...Hotlisted....May 26, 2022 9:00 am
Pulling your own strings...No guessing...May 25, 2022 2:06 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistStop plucking the endangered 'penis plant', urges Cambodian governmentMay 24, 2022 9:50 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistNational Talk Like Yoda Day today is.(2 posts)May 23, 2022 6:51 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistKingsland Arkansas Has A Cash Flow ProblemMay 18, 2022 9:44 pm
Pulling your own strings...My new venture...May 18, 2022 9:06 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistTalk about a hole in the wall joint.(2 posts)May 18, 2022 9:10 pm
It's All RelevantAwesome AcronymsMay 17, 2022 4:26 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistNo Political Comments Please.May 15, 2022 6:11 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistClasicaL MemesMay 11, 2022 8:28 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistThis hit me as funny,May 9, 2022 1:13 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistHit me as FunnyMay 5, 2022 3:14 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistNew Disney Films(2 posts)May 5, 2022 2:35 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistFace down, port upMay 2, 2022 1:42 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistAccurate LabelingApr 29, 2022 8:58 am
Pulling your own strings...What a good girl!Apr 29, 2022 8:54 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistK-Y Introduces New Drowsy Nighttime Lube(2 posts)Apr 26, 2022 9:40 pm
Pulling your own strings...A pretty pussy...Apr 24, 2022 12:37 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistWe Deliver For YouApr 23, 2022 1:40 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistPriest Cursed With Incredible PenisApr 23, 2022 10:00 am
Pulling your own strings...Vulnerable and exposed...Apr 23, 2022 9:55 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistWoman's HealthApr 22, 2022 7:48 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistA Talmudic QuestionApr 22, 2022 7:40 am
Pulling your own strings...Back to the real...Apr 19, 2022 12:47 pm
Pulling your own strings...Ignorance, defiance, or natural selection?Apr 19, 2022 12:38 pm
Pulling your own strings...A nasty Happy Easter...(2 posts)Apr 18, 2022 5:54 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistHappy Passover(2 posts)Apr 28, 2022 1:35 pm
It's All RelevantHappy EasterApr 17, 2022 4:53 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistGeek Humor(2 posts)Apr 16, 2022 5:31 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistHow Woman Have Changed Over The YearsApr 13, 2022 12:22 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistPSAApr 13, 2022 7:16 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistRIP Gilbert Gottfried:Apr 12, 2022 1:50 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistGod will provide the Ram.Apr 12, 2022 6:14 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistSecond ThoughtsApr 11, 2022 1:49 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistHit me as FunnyApr 10, 2022 10:06 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistMasochist to sadist(2 posts)Apr 10, 2022 7:36 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistSomething to do next April Fools day, If there is one.Apr 9, 2022 9:42 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistAnd the award goes to...Apr 9, 2022 6:07 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistWhen you have to put the medicine in the milk.Apr 8, 2022 5:48 am
saras Story BlogZorroApr 7, 2022 2:33 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistI didn’t realize that stuff was flammable!!Apr 5, 2022 5:58 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistMasked, Visibly Erect Republicans Condemn Cawthorn’s Cocaine Orgy Claims As Patently FalseApr 2, 2022 3:17 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistDad Can’t Believe How Much Disney World Charging For Sex With GoofyMar 31, 2022 10:36 am
Pulling your own strings...Thumbtacks, really?Mar 28, 2022 9:57 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistBeen There Done ThatMar 28, 2022 9:56 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistWhole new meaning to “bathroom book”.Mar 28, 2022 5:23 am
My BlogJust some fun lol - I need a good laugh(2 posts)Mar 26, 2022 12:22 pm
Pulling your own strings...Glory hole...Mar 26, 2022 12:06 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistI guess they're keeping them locked up.(2 posts)Mar 26, 2022 5:01 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistThey're just trying to plug their charityMar 24, 2022 1:52 pm
Pulling your own strings...Intimidation...Mar 23, 2022 10:43 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistGives new meaning to the Chunky Monkey Flavor(2 posts)Mar 21, 2022 1:18 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistRubber duckie you're the one(2 posts)Mar 23, 2022 6:36 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistKitchenAid Unveils New 3-Piece Stainless Steel Dildo Attachment For Stand MixerMar 19, 2022 11:53 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistHit me as funnyMar 18, 2022 5:18 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistFinally, my delivery is on it's way....Mar 18, 2022 12:09 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistFor the lonely housewife, juice your heart out....Mar 15, 2022 4:26 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistHappy Pi DayMar 14, 2022 11:41 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistRes-erectionMar 13, 2022 3:40 pm
Pulling your own strings...Check out the desert course...Mar 13, 2022 10:51 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistMarch 13th is Ken DayMar 13, 2022 9:21 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistSunday Punday Dorothy Parker Edition(2 posts)Mar 13, 2022 12:50 pm
Pulling your own strings...A welcome invite...Mar 12, 2022 5:15 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistDamn. They aren't messing around with those checked bag charges.Mar 11, 2022 1:38 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistTexas Bans Consensual Sex(5 posts)Apr 6, 2022 4:47 pm
It's All RelevantCrayola's New LineMar 7, 2022 7:56 am
Pulling your own strings...You can now also call pac...Mar 3, 2022 12:00 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistOutdated Sex Ed Curriculum Still Teaches How Boyfriend’s Balls Could Explode If You Don’t Give Him HFeb 24, 2022 2:58 pm
Pulling your own strings...Palindrome...Feb 22, 2022 9:03 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistFebruary 20th is National Handcuff DayFeb 20, 2022 6:19 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistBelated Valentine PostFeb 17, 2022 7:44 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistHow to meet women who scream in bed.Feb 17, 2022 7:42 pm
Pulling your own strings...Appearances matter...Feb 15, 2022 9:14 am
Pulling your own strings...Some comic relief!Feb 15, 2022 7:17 am
saras Story BlogValentineFeb 14, 2022 11:50 am
Pulling your own strings...The Big Game!Feb 13, 2022 8:17 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistSuperbowl Sunday PundayFeb 12, 2022 4:33 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistGong Hei Fat ChoyFeb 12, 2022 8:06 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistI know. That's how I read it first(2 posts)Feb 6, 2022 5:53 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistGeek Adult HumorFeb 4, 2022 8:59 am
The Party's over move along ~RGroundhog day. . .Feb 2, 2022 6:15 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistHappy Groundhog DayFeb 1, 2022 3:44 pm
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistMonday PundayFeb 1, 2022 9:35 am
Thoughts of a Closet AnarchistDamm You Autocorrect(2 posts)Jan 30, 2022 5:33 pm