Crave
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Posted:Apr 8, 2010 9:33 pm
Last Updated:May 15, 2010 6:03 pm 9479 Views
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Desire discovered
waiting within spirit and soul…
Unknown cravings,
fantasies await
Innocence stays
until that fate
Hidden inside
within the soul,
It Safely remains
Hunger
Anticipation
Desire
crave
need
Help me to fly help me to soar
Then I hear the words
Fly safely with me.
Set this one free...............
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Time Waits for No One
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Posted:Apr 8, 2010 4:49 am
Last Updated:Apr 11, 2010 1:11 am 9693 Views
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To realize
The value of a sister/brother
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one.
To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.
To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.
To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.
To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother
Who has given birth to
A premature baby.
To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane..
To realize
The value of one-second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident.
Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
You can share it with someone special.
To realize the value of a friend or family member:
The origin of this letter is unknown,
Remember....
Hold on tight to the ones you love!
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You Know Your Kinky When
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Posted:Apr 6, 2010 8:56 pm
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2010 6:43 am 10242 Views
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You know you are kinky when ...
* ... You hear about a Bridal Fashion Show to be held in your town, and you think, "Cool! I've always wanted to see what pony gear looks like ON someone!"
* ... Your entire Music collection consists of music you can Scene to.
* ... You give a new song a rating of 65....it's got a good beat and you can squirm to it.
* ... You start to salivate and get aroused as you pass the local candle factory.
* ... You always smell like Yankee Candle's Scent-Of-The-Month.
* ... Canning season gets you *really* excited.
* ... You see a sign in front of a house that reads, Chairs Caned, and you think to yourself, "Gee, some people are BLATANT about being out. YKIOKIJNMK"
* ... You see a sign in front of a house that reads, Chairs Caned, and you stop to see if the poor Dom/me needs a PERSON to cane.
* ... Citibank calls you because someone used your credit card to make a huge purchase at a tack shop in another state, and they know that you live in a metropolitan area and don't own a .
* ... You make your vacation destination decisions based on that area's Assault and Battery, Consent, and Sexual Deviance laws.
* ... Your Avon Representative politely informs you that the company has no plans to make that Eau de Leather scent you have been pestering them about.
* ... Your idea of Fantasy Island looks far more like "Exit to Eden" than anything they showed on TV.
* ... They know you by name, size, and favorite colors at *four* local leather shops.
* ... You need an 18-wheeler to haul all your toys to a party.
* ... Your 's Boy Scout Troop thinks you are way cool because you helped them earn their merit badge for knot tying.
Author Unknown
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A Preachers Ass
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Posted:Apr 6, 2010 1:01 am
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2010 3:41 am 9727 Views
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A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline:
"PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS!"
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read:
"PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT"
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read:
"BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS"
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read:
"NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN"
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00. Next day the headline read:
"NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00"
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. Next day, the headline in the paper read:
"NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE"
The Bishop was buried the next day.
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Understanding Politics
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Posted:Apr 3, 2010 6:32 am
Last Updated:May 6, 2010 5:55 am 9882 Views
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A little boy goes to his
dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well , let
me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the
family, so call me The Prime Minister.
Your mother is the
administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
We are here to take care
of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will
consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother,
we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and
see if it makes sense.'
So the little boy goes
off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he
hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby
has severely soiled his nappy.
So the little boy goes
to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her,
he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny..
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the
little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
The father says, 'Good, , tell me in your own words what you think politics is all
about.'
The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the
Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and
the Future is in deep shit.'
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Geographically Challenged
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Posted:Mar 17, 2010 5:17 pm
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2010 2:39 am 10493 Views
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This happened to me a while ago ....
It's 11am this morning, i'm going to see a girlfriend whom i have not seen since before christmas...(she was visiting her parents)
IJump in the car looking forward to a drive in the country, types in the address of where i need to go SHIT it does not register....
Hmmmmm thinks ok ill just put in the street and town no house number. Yahhhhhh it works.
Driving along music going nice drive, GPS announces 950meters till you reach your destination. Thinking yahhhh nearly there.. now it states you have reached your destination....... BULLSHIT ok i know i've only been here once before but i know this is not the house.
Knowing i can't ring out from my phone i reach over get the lappy and try for google maps. Low and behold nope the internet won't work but my Yahoo mess does..
I'm in luck i see Hammer.com omline for those of you who don't know what/who this is....it's a name i gave to Hammer because when i get lost, (and this happens quiet alot) i ring and say i'm in this area what ever area it may be at the time, and describe the buildings around me,and or the name of the last street sign and whew lucky me he always manages to get me to where i need to go..Thank you Hammer.
Anyway i im and say i'm lost i'm on this road and i need to get to this road, he googles for me and nope the street name wont come up....(i know i'm in the country but ffs these roads have been here for ever.)
Ok plan B he rings my friend and tells her i'm lost and to ring me...
Yahhhhh she ring i say i'm on this road she goes ok i know where you are, the directions she gives me a simple... She says ok turn around and go back the way you came when you get to a T intersection, there is a dirt road a little way over, then she says to me ok when you cross the road set your speedo to 0, my house is 3.2Km down the road.. Simple right?
WRONG I end up in someones backyard ffs it's a Alpaca farm... HELP
Thank christ she ring me back and says where are you? um errrrr no idea, what signs are near you? I explain the signs i see, ok drive down this road and wait for me at this servo i'll come get you.. thank god for that i think to my self whew i can just follow her home....
FUCK i hate my GPS anyone else have trouble with there's?
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My friend
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Posted:Mar 14, 2010 10:18 pm
Last Updated:Apr 11, 2010 7:59 am 9723 Views
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Ahhhhhh My Dear new friend,
You know who you are!
Thank you for today and the message you gave me offline..
I have not known you long but I thank you from the bottom of my heart that you would spend the time you did chatting with me on such a shitfull day.............week
Your words touched me greatly, I have never meet you but felt like i have...and for reading my typos, and having a drink with me.......
Thank you Dear Man very much...
Respect to you from me ( i know you have your own stuff to deal with) and sorry i was not all there to help you....
Respect and love to you from moi......
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Reason or Season
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Posted:Mar 14, 2010 7:28 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2012 3:11 am 11717 Views
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This was sent to me by KoT's gurl ash
And i loved it so much and wanted to share it with others
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime.
When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person.
When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to help you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are.
They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you To take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done.. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on.
Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it, it is real. But only for a season.
LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional Foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that Love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.
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If today was your last day......
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Posted:Mar 12, 2010 3:09 am
Last Updated:May 6, 2010 5:56 am 10267 Views
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My best friend gave me the best advice
He said each day's a gift and not a given right
Leave no stone unturned, leave your fears behind
And try to take the path less traveled by
That first step you take is the longest stride
If today was your last day and tomorrow was too late
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last
Leave old pictures in the past?
Donate every dime you had, if today was your last day?
What if, what if, if today was your last day?
Against the grain should be a way of life
What's worth the price is always worth the fight
Every second counts 'cause there's no second try
So live like you're never living twice
Don't take the free ride in your own life
If today was your last day and tomorrow was too late
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last?
Leave old pictures in the past?
Donate every dime you had?
And would you call those friends you never see?
Reminisce old memories?
Would you forgive your enemies?
And would you find that one you're dreaming of?
Swear up and down to God above
That you'd finally fall in love if today was your last day?
If today was your last day
Would you make your mark by mending a broken heart?
You know it's never too late to shoot for the stars
Regardless of who you are
So do whatever it takes
'Cause you can't rewind a moment in this life
Let nothing stand in your way
'Cause the hands of time are never on your side
If today was your last day and tomorrow was too late
Could you say goodbye to yesterday?
Would you live each moment like your last?
Leave old pictures in the past?
Donate every dime you had?
And would you call those friends you never see?
Reminisce old memories?
Would you forgive your enemies?
And would you find that one you're dreaming of
Swear up and down to God above
That you'd finally fall in love if today was your last day?
Nickelback.... Great song
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Submissive males
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Posted:Mar 10, 2010 5:08 pm
Last Updated:Mar 11, 2010 6:03 pm 9258 Views
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To submissive males
Yes i am happy to chat with you as a friend/ fellow submissive,
but please stop sending me emails and sending me files on how to Dominate...
I am not looking to be Y/your Mistress nor do i care to switch
This has no appeal for me and NEVER will
Please respect my wishes as i do Y/yours i do NOT push my wants/needs on to you...i ask please to the same in return
I truley hope you find what you seek but it is not me
Be well and be safe
Takecare
melby
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