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It Doesn't Matter How Smart You Are.....
Posted:Dec 1, 2023 9:53 pm
Last Updated:Dec 2, 2023 12:35 pm
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It Doesn't Matter How Smart You Are.....
rondiri is always posting really good jokes. I saw this one and thought it might get a few laughs....

Einstein met an Indian man on a flight.

It was a long flight that was supposed to take about 20 hrs to reach its destination.

In the plane Einstein was seated next to an Indian man who was about to have a nap.

The flight was very long so naturally Einstein was very bored.

As restless as Einstein's mind was, he asked the Indian guy;

"Let's play a game. I'll ask you one question, if you can't answer, you have to pay me $5. However, if you ask me a question and I, with my years of knowledge and wisdom, can't answer, then I'll pay you $500."

The Indian guy really wanted a nap but agreed to play a couple of round just so he could get some sleep.

Einstein asked, "What's the distance from the Moon to Pluto?". The Indian guy was dumbstruck. He chuckled and then pulled out $5 and gave it to Einstein.

As it was his turn now, the Indian man asked, "Name an animal, that goes up on a mountain with 4 legs and comes back with 3."

Einstein was devastated and baffled. Even with all his expertise, wisdom and knowledge, he just could not answer that question. Einstein, infuriated, pulled out $500 from his wallet and gave it to the Indian man.

Einstein was desperate to know the answer. "So now my question to you, tell me, what's the name of the animal that goes up on a mountain with 4 legs and comes back with 3?"

The Indian man reached in his pocket and gave $5 to Einstein and went back to sleep.
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It's All Just So Sad.....
Posted:Dec 1, 2023 11:07 am
Last Updated:Dec 1, 2023 8:44 pm
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It's All Just So Sad.....

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Don't Stand To Close....
Posted:Nov 30, 2023 10:23 am
Last Updated:Dec 1, 2023 10:43 am
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Don't Stand To Close....

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School daze, School daze....Dear old Golden Rule days
Posted:Nov 29, 2023 10:11 am
Last Updated:Nov 30, 2023 10:11 am
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School daze, School daze....Dear old Golden Rule days

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Good morning, seems a foolish old troll keeps asking if I ride a schwinn(Deux)
Posted:Nov 29, 2023 10:00 am
Last Updated:Nov 30, 2023 10:12 am
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Good morning, seems a foolish old troll keeps asking if I ride a schwinn(Deux)

Since we do not have permission to view this blog........


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You killed it bidet.
Posted:Nov 28, 2023 11:09 am
Last Updated:Nov 29, 2023 10:18 am
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You killed it bidet

You killed it bidet.

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China Stealing......
Posted:Nov 27, 2023 11:18 pm
Last Updated:Nov 28, 2023 9:59 am
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China Stealing......

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The Greatest.....
Posted:Nov 27, 2023 11:11 pm
Last Updated:Nov 28, 2023 10:04 am
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The Greatest Degeneration.......

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now there are two spam posters......don't choke on it.....
Posted:Nov 26, 2023 11:09 pm
Last Updated:Nov 27, 2023 4:59 pm
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now there are two spam posters....don't choke on it....I hope you enjoy it.....after all it is dedicated to you....

just the usual SPAM disclaimer......


it's for you......another spam call......


damn what a mess.......


beat it with a stick....that should help.....


big caveman.....him can't handle spam......


uh.....no........


any gift can be deceiving ..............


travel light....leave room for plenty of spam......


gobble gobble.....it's the same old turkey with the spam in his diaper.....


spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam........
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funnies to make the rounds on funday......
Posted:Nov 25, 2023 9:50 pm
Last Updated:Nov 26, 2023 3:16 pm
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funnies to make the rounds on funday.....

AhHa....the old expense account scam....


A centerfold ALWAYS beats a resume'...


Lunch hour, fun hour....


I always enjoyed watching blonde birds.....


Poor baby, strutting that stuff in the parade, high kicking....someone got a cheap thrill......


He is right on the spot.....just a little lower.....


I have got to get me a box of those.......did anyone really fall for that....


a little extravagance goes a long way.....


Somethings just have a completely different meaning.....he heard what he wanted to hear......


My favorite one......seems he has experience with the wives, she must be one of those screaming energiver bunnies.....

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