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What Are Your New Year's Resolutions???
Posted:Jan 2, 2024 11:54 am
Last Updated:Jan 3, 2024 3:47 pm
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What Are Your New Year's Resolutions???

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A Few Reflections Past And Future.....
Posted:Jan 1, 2024 6:37 pm
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2024 11:02 pm
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A Few Reflections Past And Future.....

The stench follows him everywhere.....


It's such a mess it didn't take long....


Don't you just love a roller coaster ride....


Go ahead....stand a little closer....


A train wreck would look better than this old fool....


Tell me lies, tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies....


bidetomics...a classic get rich pyramid scheme....


bidet ball drop, to bad they were not his....


1+1=3...no wait...4....uh maybe 5, yea 6


Nothing like a good screwing.....

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Here Is To A Much Happier New Year.....
Posted:Dec 31, 2023 10:30 pm
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2024 11:15 am
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Here Is To A Much Happier New Year.....

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Get Your Refund Before Closing Time.....
Posted:Dec 31, 2023 4:51 pm
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2024 6:45 pm
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Get Your Refund Before Closing Time.....
No rain checks....


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They Can't Close The Border But They Can Ban Appliances
Posted:Dec 29, 2023 10:02 pm
Last Updated:Dec 30, 2023 4:46 pm
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They Can't Close The Border But They Can Ban Appliances

What is more important to YOU????

BIDEN ADMIN LAUNCHED AN AGGRESSIVE CAMPAIGN TARGETING HOME APPLIANCES WITH REGULATIONS IN 2023

demorats, led by bidet, spent the year not targeting the border and other things to make your life safer and more easy but targeting your appliances.......

The Biden administration unveiled environmental regulations Friday targeting multiple popular home and commercial appliances in an action that will impact millions of Americans.



There was an old man in a shoe, he did not know what to do, so he stuck it up his rear....


Peekaboo.....


Well, what have we here.....


I just love the smell of rotting food and melting ice cream in the morning......


The Biden administration has already pursued regulations forcing manufacturers to phase out cheaper air conditioners and refrigerators and other appliances.


The Biden administration's crackdown on gas stoves in early February 2023 garnered significant criticism from Republicans, Democrats, consumer advocates and industry groups. Those regulations kicked off a year in which the administration pushed a variety of such regulations.


Energy Secretary Jenny Gramcracker pledged Friday to continue issuing energy efficiency standards for even more appliances in 2024.
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The Name Game
Posted:Dec 27, 2023 11:31 pm
Last Updated:Dec 28, 2023 12:47 pm
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The Name Game

bidet, bidet, bo-idet
bonana-fanna fo-fidet
fee fi mo-midet
bidet!


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The Triple P's......
Posted:Dec 26, 2023 5:02 pm
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2023 11:50 am
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The Triple P's......

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REMEMBER....In All Of Yourself There Is A Little Elf....
Posted:Dec 25, 2023 7:03 pm
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2023 8:17 pm
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REMEMBER....In All Of Yourself There Is A Little Elf....hehehe

The Christmas Tree Lights were always a tangled mess.....


Everyone was anxious for Christmas Day to arrive......


Some had their own list to work from......


All of my must have been part elf, they would rather pee on a tree than eat......


I hope the elf on the shelf can swim......DON'T FLUSH!!!!


A little riding.....


The elf has been bad....can you help her out???


Wonder who pulls her chain???


That's one way to keep her still.....


PLAYTIME.....

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Louise Ciccone Wishes You A Very Sexy Christmas!
Posted:Dec 25, 2023 11:22 am
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2023 11:52 am
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Louise Ciccone Wishes You A Very Sexy Christmas!

I'll show you mine if you will show me yours.....


I'll show you how to fuck....if you will let me.....


Mirror, mirror on the floor.....


Hmmmm most interesting......


Poor girl, having to thumb it......


Smile....you might be on candid camera.....

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Merry Thanks Many For The Thing
Posted:Dec 24, 2023 11:20 pm
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2023 11:52 am
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Merry Thanks Many For The Thing

The sunday funnies for a xmas monday from what's his name....

From All of Us To All Of You.....


He just loves to smell hair and rub hairy legs....


Con Man.....nailed that one......


Whatcha got in the bag dork.......


Lookin good there jillo......white stuff is bidet exploded diaper.....


It's the you know....the thing.....


Run away fast little boy......


Uh...he seems to be a little preoccupied with his favorite hobby.....


The only time out needed is bidet's jail time......


Good ole brandon the red nosed reindeer.....

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