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Stocking Stuffer

Louise Ciccone Wishes You A Very Sexy Christmas!
Posted:Dec 25, 2023 11:22 am
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2023 11:52 am
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Louise Ciccone Wishes You A Very Sexy Christmas!

I'll show you mine if you will show me yours.....


I'll show you how to fuck....if you will let me.....


Mirror, mirror on the floor.....


Hmmmm most interesting......


Poor girl, having to thumb it......


Smile....you might be on candid camera.....

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Merry Thanks Many For The Thing
Posted:Dec 24, 2023 11:20 pm
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2023 11:52 am
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Merry Thanks Many For The Thing

The sunday funnies for a xmas monday from what's his name....

From All of Us To All Of You.....


He just loves to smell hair and rub hairy legs....


Con Man.....nailed that one......


Whatcha got in the bag dork.......


Lookin good there jillo......white stuff is bidet exploded diaper.....


It's the you know....the thing.....


Run away fast little boy......


Uh...he seems to be a little preoccupied with his favorite hobby.....


The only time out needed is bidet's jail time......


Good ole brandon the red nosed reindeer.....

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How Does Santa Pick His Reindeer???
Posted:Dec 24, 2023 1:34 pm
Last Updated:Dec 24, 2023 11:25 pm
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How Does Santa Pick His Reindeer???

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In Case Of Emergency BREAK GLASS.....
Posted:Dec 22, 2023 10:33 pm
Last Updated:Dec 23, 2023 11:09 am
12377 Views
In Case Of Emergency BREAK GLASS.....

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Least Of The Problems.....
Posted:Dec 22, 2023 10:10 pm
Last Updated:Dec 23, 2023 11:09 am
12341 Views
bidet is the least of their problems.....

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It's My Age Isn't It.....
Posted:Dec 22, 2023 9:54 pm
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2023 9:57 pm
10517 Views
It's My Age Isn't It.....

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Merry ¡S⅄∀ᗡI⅂OH
Posted:Dec 22, 2023 11:04 am
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2023 10:38 pm
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Merry ¡S⅄∀ᗡI⅂OH

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Light My Fire, Light My Fire....
Posted:Dec 21, 2023 11:01 am
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2023 10:53 am
8869 Views
Light My Fire, Light My Fire....

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Poll Dance....
Posted:Dec 21, 2023 10:56 am
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2023 10:52 am
7785 Views
Poll Dance....

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Christmas Cheer.....
Posted:Dec 19, 2023 11:16 pm
Last Updated:Dec 21, 2023 9:20 pm
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Christmas Cheer.....

Happy Merry Whatever The Hell It Is.....


All I Want For Christmas Is My Porn Laptop.....


Teste Teste.......


Lick It Good And Clean.....


Stupid Does Is Still Just Stupid....


I Want Them Too........


Looks Sometime Are NOT Deceiving......


Replaced By A Brain Eating Amoeba......And It Died Of Starvation.....


What You Said Is Not What You Heard You Thought I Said When I Heard What I Did Not Say.


Soooo bidet Logic Is If He Was Unlegged, Shoot Him In The Arm.....

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