Unlucky
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Posted:May 3, 2024 12:53 pm
Last Updated:May 3, 2024 12:57 pm 554 Views
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Three bodies, all with very big smiles on their faces.
Pierre, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress.
Hamish Campbell, 25, won £50,000 on the lottery, spent it all on Caribbean holidays and died a happy man. 'What about the third body?' 'Ah,' says the coroner, this is Jimmy, 30, struck by lightning.' '
Why is he smiling then?
'He thought he was having his picture taken'.
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Found At Last
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Posted:May 1, 2024 12:25 pm
Last Updated:May 3, 2024 4:56 am 2096 Views
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So, Thats Where Telecoms Got Their Crazy Idea From
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Who Can Say?
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Posted:Apr 27, 2024 6:24 am
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 12:05 am 3875 Views
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Maybe a mystery never to be solved!
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Every Thing is a Dildo
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Posted:Apr 22, 2024 5:51 am
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2024 9:07 am 4801 Views
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I bet i know a lot that are not, but not so easy to rhyme, like, coconut, flower pot, folding bike, lol
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12 Stripes
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Posted:Feb 13, 2024 8:44 am
Last Updated:Apr 22, 2024 5:47 am 20178 Views
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Had this done many a times, adore the photo.
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True Fact or Myth
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Posted:Jan 2, 2024 11:00 am
Last Updated:Mar 13, 2024 5:53 am 34117 Views
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This is a true story, from being a I have always dreamt of being a full-time slave.
My eldest brother told me that once I had a Master, I would have to have my front teeth out depending on the size of his cock, so I did not cut him as he f*cked my face.
It was a shock, but I took that thought with me when I was eventually sent to a live in trainer as a trainee house slave in his Home Discipline home. When I was asked by him if I had any questions, I posed him my quandary.
If I became a slave for a Master with a thin cock and say, had just 2 teeth out, top and bottom, then moved on to a Master with a thicker cock, would I have to have more teeth out.
He cuddled me so tight and could not explain it was a lie for laughing.
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Kneeling and Thanking
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Posted:Dec 2, 2023 5:09 am
Last Updated:Dec 11, 2023 11:15 am 50669 Views
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See the photo below, circa 1800s, kneeling to thank is centuries old.
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