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blondebimbobitch
15937 Comments
No one seems to appreciate the joke about "The Cure". Why is this?

RedSoxWin
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quote blondebimbobitch:
No one seems to appreciate the joke about "The Cure". Why is this?
Appreciating the joke here.

joyceMtoF
1726 Comments
quote blondebimbobitch:
No one seems to appreciate the joke about "The Cure". Why is this?
I thought it was good. I have not had a chance to respond cuz my boyfriend has been around and he always wants some pussy (ass).

blondebimbobitch
15937 Comments
Apparently your boyfriend does not listen to The Cure (neither do I, so that's fine).

blondebimbobitch
15937 Comments
quote RedSoxWin:
Appreciating the joke here.
Thanks, I knew I could count on you RedSox.

Dynosaur
2712 Comments
The pandemic is no joke.

looking4fat
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quote joyceMtoF:
Are your bars closed in New York? They had to close them back down again in Nevada
Some are open, but many have elected to remain closed because King Andrew, the Corrupt's rules are SO stringent that they would loose more money open than closed.
Business owners can now be fined up to $2000 for allowing a non-masked individual to enter their establishment - plus they can loose their licence or business certificate. (There is no penalty for the a-hole who walks in sans mask.)
And it is even worse for Bars and Wineries. Now, no business is allowed to serve alcohol (including Wine Tastings) for consumption "on premises" unless it is part of a Food Order.
It has been a tough year for small business in New York State. King Andrew, the corrupt, paints the whole state with the same brush. We "country folk" (who admittedly never vote for him so why should he care about us) are treated the same as the residents of the rat warren cities. --- Sigh!



My "gurl name" is Kate Coxuker. It is who i am and what i do.
blondebimbobitch
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Why do so many people not know the difference between "lose" and "loose"?

looking4fat
2872 Comments
quote blondebimbobitch:
Why do so many people not know the difference between "lose" and "loose"?
Your wright! --- The same reason they don't know the difference between your and you're. Because their in too much of a hurry and don't proof read there own posts. And spell check is worthless for many words.



My "gurl name" is Kate Coxuker. It is who i am and what i do.
blondebimbobitch
15937 Comments
Another coronavirus joke...

joyceMtoF
1726 Comments
quote Dynosaur:
The pandemic is no joke.
Other than the president who said it was a joke?

joyceMtoF
1726 Comments
quote looking4fat:
Some are open, but many have elected to remain closed because King Andrew, the Corrupt's rules are SO stringent that they would loose more money open than closed. Business owners can now be fined up to $2000 for allowing a non-masked individual to enter their establishment - plus they can loose their licence or business certificate. (There is no penalty for the a-hole who walks in sans mask.) And it is even worse for Bars and Wineries. Now, no business is allowed to serve alcohol (including Wine Tastings) for consumption "on premises" unless it is part of a Food Order. It has been a tough year for small business in New York State. King Andrew, the corrupt, paints the whole state with the same brush. We "country folk" (who admittedly never vote for him so why should he care about us) are treated the same as the residents of the rat warren cities. --- Sigh!
It is kinda the same as here in Nevada and from what I hear also in California. Our governor is doing as good as he can but gets a lot of push back from dumb ass citizens concerned about their personal freedom and do not give a damn who they infect. The bars were allowed open but with some restrictions and those restrictions were violated by bar owners so now the gov closed them up again. People in restaurants can be served alcohol if seated and eating at a table.

Now we have 2 ministers trying to sue the gov and the state cuz of allowed limited number of people attending church during one service. Why don't these 2 god fearing, non tax paying parasites offer more services instead of trying to pack their church in one service. These guys do nothing else during the week so if they are that concerned about how much they are getting in their collection basket let them do their part for the pandemic also and have more services.

blondebimbobitch
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I wonder if a mask would cover a person's "privates"?

joyceMtoF
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quote blondebimbobitch:
I wonder if a mask would cover a person's "privates"?
Someone would need 2 masks to do that! With me I keep myself tucked over 95% of the time to make it look like I have a cunt down there. I do keep pubic hair so it looks like a cunt.

joyceMtoF
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HUNG LIKE A HORSE??? As I look around ... WHERE, WHERE, WHERE?

blondebimbobitch
15937 Comments
Darth Vader has been into social distancing for a long, long time.

looking4fat
2872 Comments
i keep thinking of getting one of these to wear....



My "gurl name" is Kate Coxuker. It is who i am and what i do.
blondebimbobitch
15937 Comments
How does the pandemic affect the rental car industry?
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It Hertz

joyceMtoF
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quote looking4fat:
i keep thinking of getting one of these to wear....
Come on Kate! We are not that damn old yet!

joyceMtoF
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TY I would appreciate that

blondebimbobitch
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What if he sees a horse hung like a guy?

blondebimbobitch
15937 Comments
Another pandemic joke...

looking4fat
2872 Comments
quote joyceMtoF:
Come on Kate! We are not that damn old yet! :))
Not sure what age has to do with it. i was thinking of Guy Fawkes and "V for Vendetta." Our British cousins will know all about it.

"Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!"



My "gurl name" is Kate Coxuker. It is who i am and what i do.
looking4fat
2872 Comments
Did you mean that would be a Horse of a Different Color?



My "gurl name" is Kate Coxuker. It is who i am and what i do.
joyceMtoF
1726 Comments
quote looking4fat:
Not sure what age has to do with it. i was thinking of Guy Fawkes and "V for Vendetta." Our British cousins will know all about it. ^:-J "Remember, remember! The fifth of November, The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot!"
Well I will admit that we are both becoming 'old babes'

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