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PREACHER AND THE COWBOY 2/3/2005 A pompous preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Montana. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. <br> The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was br 0 Comments, 74 Views, 0 Votes | |
Bubba and Mary Lou 2/3/2005 Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent Mary Lou to the hardware store. <br> At the hardware store Mary Lou saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf as s 0 Comments, 51 Views, 0 Votes | |
RED RIDING HOOD 2/3/2005 Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out. 0 Comments, 50 Views, 0 Votes | |
SNOW WHITE 2/3/2005 Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face screaming, "Lie to me. Lie to me!" 0 Comments, 159 Views, 0 Votes | |
MICKEY MOUSE 2/3/2005 Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy." 0 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes | |
PINOCCHIO 2/3/2005 Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he tr 0 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes | |
i wanted you to love me 12/5/2004 i w anted you to love me i wanted you to care but feelings of my own self worth kept me clouded ehre before i realized what was wrong your love i pushed away and se 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
my Christmas gift 12/3/2004 on a snowy christmas morn i snuggled close to you for warmth i looked up slowley to your face as you lay sleeping in such grace i kissed you softly upon your chest and 0 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
realize 12/3/2004 i opend my eyes and there you were as i kneeld so softly on your furs you gazed down at me with a warm smile and quietly said welcome my i kneeled so quit and smi 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
the way you look at me 11/27/2004 i love the way you look at me the way you make me fee but far above all of that i love that you are real real in flesh and real in thought real in every way and when you look the way 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
my angel 11/27/2004 this day i met an angel ive met her here before this day she brought me guidence and saw i wanted more she covered me with kisses from my head down to my toes and wisperd in my ear it 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
Guidence 11/26/2004 the longer that i think of you the more i now know what to do the way you guide me is so real it brings about the way i feel your touch so tender yet still strong you love so gentle deep 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
im lost 11/24/2004 when i woke this morning i looked and you were gone i wondered if i really had done something so wrong i felt so all alone as i lay here on the bed thinking hard to figure o 0 Comments, 22 Views, 0 Votes | |
my love is true 11/17/2004 here i feel so all alone im always waiting by the phone for you to call me like you say yet here passes another day dont you know how much i cry sometimes wishing i coul 0 Comments, 26 Views, 0 Votes | |
untitled 11/14/2004 as a girl travels with hands held of God You follow as always not far from the lot a girl can see You she looks for Your nod to guide her and love her to carry on Your nod comes to girl s 0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes | |
kittycat 11/12/2004 i had a little kitty cat he was small and very fat he rolled around upon the floor tried to climb on the screen door he played in night and slept in day but there is one 0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes | |
one belief 11/12/2004 when one has been with One so long and One passes it is hard topick up where you left off an d move forward this one has been in search of her One for three years now an 0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes | |
Dear God 11/12/2004 oh dear god how can this be you've taken everything from me you said believe you said be free still you've taken all from me just how much must one endure to be ready to be pure 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
untittled 11/12/2004 come and take me by the hand and lead me over desert sands to a place in time we long to fill our hearts with simple song to find the treasure of the soul take my hand away we'll 0 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
a girls way 11/11/2004 girl smiles contently as she hears Your Step draw closer she feels her unconditional love gleeming from her heart she feels her body grow warm as she hears the step of her Beloved Master she 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
NO Joke 11/11/2004 A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf..... Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The hus 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes | |
Harley Davidson and God 11/11/2004 An engineer of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told him, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the wo 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
flat tummy 11/11/2004 A little boy walks into his parents' room and sees his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her and quickly dismounts, worried about what her has seen. She dresses quickly and 0 Comments, 69 Views, 0 Votes | |
a dream 11/11/2004 once i had a dream of you of skin so soft and eyes of blue of wishfull thoughts a nice smile thoughtfull gestures relaxing a while a dream so vivid, so close, so real a dream that i co 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
reflections 11/11/2004 hi this girl would like to state her opinion onlife in general girl believes that each person reflects on his or her own choices they make throughout their lifetime girl thinks that 0 Comments, 23 Views, 0 Votes | |
untittled 11/10/2004 as you soar high above me the gravel crumbles beneath my feet i gaze upon you and come to see your strength is waiting here for me i extend my hand up to the sky trying to touch 0 Comments, 0 Views, 0 Votes | |
different view 11/9/2004 wandering along the sandy shores my thoughts with the eagles soar a millon miles high above the sea a millon thoughts of being free the fear those thoughts access within then feeling y 0 Comments, 68 Views, 0 Votes | |
trust 11/9/2004 trust is somthing you give and take its real its free make no mistake when you give your trust to one in hopes that life does not come undone and they take it from your hands squee 0 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes | |
how could you? 11/9/2004 this one would like to take a moment or two to speak her feelings on the word No and what it means girl was always taught that no matter your relation no matter your situat 0 Comments, 97 Views, 0 Votes | |
they lied i cried 11/8/2004 sitting here with tears on my face wondering why here in this place they said you just need a little faith they lied gathering my thoughts and my dreams listening to the silen 0 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes |
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