[SIZE 4][B]*** UPDATE - 03/04/2020 ***[/B]
[COLOR crimson][B]FAKE PROFILES ARE KILLING ALT[/B][/COLOR]
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Life is too short to pretend to be anything other than you are.
I have awoken
from a dream.
It would seem I have been
sleepwalking through my life.
Like a dolphin; with one eye open,
and with only half a brain wide awake.
When I looked over there was you.
Holding my arm.
Asking if I wanted coffee or tea.
[if254 1]
My Ideal Person:
She will lick you from back to your belly. She will tell you straight away that she loves the Smiths but she also still listens Pat Benatar and Rick Springfield. The posters might be packed away in the attic still. She will quote you lines from Tim Curry movies that you only saw once in the middle of the night but somehow stayed with your whole life. She'd love to get drunk with Neil Gaiman and ask him inappropriate questions. She's the only other person you've met who read that Tom Robbins novel and buys the same obscure brand of dog food as you do. She has a filthy mind and is open to new ideas. Most of all, she comes up with her own.
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