Something funny happened on the way to the Mall
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Posted:Aug 29, 2007 8:20 am
Last Updated:Aug 30, 2007 3:45 pm 19572 Views
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I was heading into a department store at the mall on Saturday when I noticed this sign in the front which read:
Back Door Pickup
My curiosity got the best of me so I took a walk around. As I approached the rear entrance, I saw a very attractive woman standing by another sign which read Exit Only!
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Rising to the Occasional Need To Loaf
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Posted:Aug 29, 2007 12:14 am
Last Updated:Aug 30, 2007 9:52 am 19706 Views
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The urge overcame me earlier this evening so I baked bread. I do this somewhat frequently. It’s not as complicated as it sounds. I make the dough in my food processor so it’s fairly effortless.
There’s something about bread that makes me feel connected. I know it’s not the food of choice these days with concerns about starchy diets etc. but it fulfills me and is a basic need in my life.
As was pointed out to me, it seems science and the Bible agree about the occurrence of a great flood. The result of the flood brought grasses and it was discovered the grain from wheat could be used to produce bread. Up until this point, people had to move freely in constant search of food. The discovery of bread suddenly made it possible to stay in one place. This very fact is the beginning of civilization. With bread in hand, we found time for intellectual pursuits and other pleasures. Without bread, it’s unlikely we would have bdsm! See how important bread really is?
Alright, that all sounded really good but the truth is, I just like bread!
Don’t get me started on butter. We all know we wouldn’t have had the Last Tango if it wasn’t for that. Mr. Brando should’ve known you have to use unsalted butter.
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My thoughts on the importance of knowing everything I possibly can about my partner, a life process
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Posted:Aug 28, 2007 11:37 am
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2007 4:16 pm 20721 Views
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One of the ideals I hold dear to my heart when it comes to a relationship of the depth I seek is the idea of knowing everything about my partner, absolute knowledge and how it relates to what we experience together.
To explain it another way, I honestly don’t wish to dive into the deeper activities we share interests in but to experience a gradual release of power and evolve in what we do together on all levels in proportion to the knowledge and intimacy we develop between us as we merge from two separate beings into one.
A few women I’ve met with seemed somewhat surprised as they discovered this in different ways. I understood why they may have been taken back by this as I don’t observe it as being a view shared in practice by many. I don’t judge others for their philosophies which may greatly differ from mine.
Sometimes I’ll see someone who appears to be the antithesis of what I’m speaking of stop me in my tracks when they say exactly the same thing in a different way. I find this refreshing.
For me, if I don’t feel something for someone, want to know everything about them, want to hold them, want to kiss them and want to continue seeing them, I really don’t wish to spank them or anything else for that matter.
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Mad Run For The Diaper Free Movement Today - Did they think it said Free Diapers?
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Posted:Aug 28, 2007 7:58 am
Last Updated:Aug 28, 2007 11:14 pm 19876 Views
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There’s an interesting article in y news today about the diaper free movement where parents learn to read the ’s cues and take them outdoors when they need to go.
It links to the diaperfreebaby organization but I was unable to go there since there’s quite a run there now for obvious reasons.
Most of us live in climates where this isn’t going to work so well all the time which raises the question of how it works if there’s inconsistency.
My next question is, how do you keep them from going outside all the time later in life?
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Something inside her so deep from within
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Posted:Aug 27, 2007 1:44 am
Last Updated:Sep 10, 2007 6:09 am 19853 Views
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Something inside her so deep from within
wants to come forth and wants to give in
It comes from her heart, a gift to behold
something more precious than all the world’s gold.
Something within her just yearning to love
a gift so clearly so high from above
will shine when the time is just right for her
she’ll know when her heart begins its sweet stir.
It has to be someone who knows that her gift
is something to cherish, behold and uplift
It has to be someone to bring her new light
and someone to hold her all through the night
When time is just right she’ll be ready to give
all that’s inside her will blossom and live
Love will spring forth in a way never felt
All of her joy will make all her pain melt.
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A Treatise On The Use Of Flogging
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Posted:Aug 27, 2007 12:16 am
Last Updated:Aug 27, 2007 11:15 pm 22924 Views
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While discussing my post The Sect of the Flagellants The History of Self Flagellation, goodkittyC mentioned the first known treatise discussing the use of flogging for sexual purposes. It was written in 1639. The English translation in 1718 marked a new era of sexual flagellation as a fashionable pastime.
Here are three excerpts from A Treatise On The Use Of Flogging In Medicine And Venery by John Henry Meibomius, M.D.
But what you could not so readily believe upon my affirmation was, that there are persons who are stimulated to venery by strokes of the rod, and worked into a flame of lust by blows; and that the part which distinguishes us to be men, should be raised by the charm of invigorating lashes. But I will convince you that it is so; and when I have proved by the testimony of no vulgar authors that there are many experiments of the truth of it, I shall add some reasons and arguments why others have conceived it, and why I think it possible and practicable. I shall not make many words of the stinging the parts with young nettles. For Monytius Taventius, in his second book of the 'Organs of Generation,' asserts that if sterility be suspected from the shortness of the penis, that the defect may be amended and the part extended by the use of that discipline; besides, your admired Petronius prescribes the same method to excite a languid inaptness to pleasure.
Your father has proved by many examples how much flogging prevails in venereal affairs, which I need not repeat or offend the ears by a second reading, though I knew a person at Venice who could not be solicited to a love encounter any way but by the blows of his mistress's fist, as Cupid is said to have compelled people to follow him by striking them with a wand of hyacinth. We may further observe that not only men are excited to unlawful and unseasonable pleasures by flogging, but women are raised and inflamed by strokes to a more easy conception.
I have determined, as your father has, that by flogging of the loins and heating the reins, the matter of the seed is either quickened or increased, and how that should be performed by the circulation of the blood in the reins I have long since shown in my 'Anatomy Reformed;' all which, if it will not satisfy the learned, I have nothing to do but to have recourse with you to the common cause, the heat of the blood, inflamed by flogging the loins to increase the warmth of the reins and provoke a venereal appetite. From hence the supine situation of the body contributes to emissions in sleep, by irritating the heat of the loins; from hence the same parts are provoked to venery by violent friction.
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The entire document is available on the internet from at least two different sources.
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Top Ten Secrets to a Bigger Wider Penis Guaranteed To Win The Praise of Alt Women Everywhere
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Posted:Aug 26, 2007 11:57 am
Last Updated:Feb 26, 2011 2:32 pm 20131 Views
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1. Buy better porn.
2. Go to the fun house.
3. Steal photos from the internet.
4. Strapons are available for men.
5. Take photography classes and buy a wide angle lens.
6. Bribe the optometrist next time you take her for new eyeglasses.
7. Perfect the sly cell camera shot so next time you’re in the locker room you can capture the one you envy.
8. Overwhelm her with your mind so she believes it’s much bigger than it really is. If this fails, refer to number four.
9. Exercise – Increased circulation will increase size. This is what the doctors tell you. The real reason is you will lose weight. Your smaller body will make it look bigger by comparison.
10. The penis needs exercise and reading what women have to say about cock shots will provide helpful hints to go about finding a more satisfying exercise program. Bigger eyes and ears may lead to something really big. Stand back though; there’s no telling how big this thing might get!
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Simple yet Elegant Chicken Florentine
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Posted:Aug 26, 2007 8:49 am
Last Updated:Sep 12, 2007 1:24 am 23148 Views
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This is an extremely simple yet elegant dish to make for two or two hundred. It can be prepared up to a day ahead of time in the pan(s) so all you need to do is add the cream before baking. It's great for large gatherings because you don't need to watch it closely.
Arrange washed boneless skinless breasts in a baking dish in a single layer.
Sprinkle each breast with 1 T flour, 1/2 tsp chicken boullion, 1tsp parmesan or romano cheese, a pinch of mace (or nutmeg), 2 T minced celery, 1 T fresh rosemary leaves and pour enough heavy cream in to barely cover the breasts. Bake at 350 for 25 - 35 minutes jostling the breasts occasionally with a wooden spoon.
This dish goes extremely well with a wild mushroom risotto flavored with saffron topped with Parmesan or Romano cheese.
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He Said, She Said . . .
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Posted:Aug 25, 2007 8:06 pm
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2007 2:58 pm 19261 Views
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He said... “Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.”
She said...”Well, you succeeded.”
He said...”Two inches more, and I would be king.”
She said...”Two inches less, and you'd be queen.”
He said...”Shall we try a different position tonight?”
She said...”That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.”
He said... “Let's go out and have some fun tonight.”
She said... “Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.”
He said...”Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?”
She said...”I would, but you're never there.”
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There are two sides to every wall
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Posted:Aug 25, 2007 8:02 pm
Last Updated:Aug 30, 2007 9:34 am 19165 Views
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Whenever we come into a new experience, we have walls up don't we? Depending on how positive the experience is, we may let some of them down bit by bit but we choose when and how much we open up.
I like when people open up yet I understand and respect their need to keep their walls intact.
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